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The Complete Bad Ass Tee by Dayonda
Style: V-Neck
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S 43cm 72cm   17" 28.5"
M 49cm 73cm   19.5" 29"
L 54.5cm 76cm   21.5" 30"
XL 59cm 80cm   23" 31.5"
2XL 63.5cm 81.5cm   25" 32"
3XL 69cm 81.5cm   27" 32"

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Organic T-Shirt

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S 46cm 72cm   18" 28.5"
M 51cm 75cm   20" 29.5"
L 56cm 77cm   22" 30.5"
XL 61cm 80cm   24" 31.5"
2XL 66cm 82cm   26" 32.5"

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S 35.5cm 65cm   14" 25.5"
M 39.5cm 64cm   15.5" 25.5"
L 45cm 68.5cm   18" 27"
XL 46cm 68.5cm   18" 27"
2XL 51cm 72.5cm   20" 28.5"

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S 39cm 64cm   15.5" 26"
M 42cm 66cm   16.5" 26"
L 45cm 68cm   18" 27"
XL 48cm 69cm   19" 27.5"
2XL 51cm 71cm   20.5" 28"

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V-Neck

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XS 39cm 66cm   15.5" 26"
S 45.5cm 70cm   18" 27.5"
M 48cm 74cm   19" 29"
L 54.5cm 76cm   21.5" 30"
XL 58cm 79cm   23" 31"

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XS 41cm 63cm   16" 25"
S 45cm 66cm   18" 26"
M 50cm 68cm   20" 27"
L 55cm 71cm   22" 28"
XL 60cm 73cm   24" 29"

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Long Sleeve

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S 43cm 71cm   17" 28"
M 49.5cm 75cm   19.5" 29.5"
L 54.5cm 79cm   21.5" 31"
XL 58cm 81.5cm   23" 32"
2XL 58cm 82.5cm   25" 32.5"

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S 46cm 67cm   18" 26.5"
M 51cm 71cm   20" 28"
L 56cm 74cm   22" 29"
XL 61cm 76cm   24" 30"
2XL 66cm 80cm   26" 31.5"

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S 46cm 59cm   18" 23.5"
M 51cm 62cm   20" 24.5"
L 57cm 64cm   22" 25.5"
XL 62cm 67cm   24" 26.5"
2XL 67cm 70cm   26" 27.5"
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Hand drawn in pen and ink, then put into the computer.

Often known as a donkey, in the southwestern US this guy’s a “burro”.
He’s also, and more formally, an “Abyssinian Ass”. There are burros with the Cross on the back, rumored to have been descended from the one that Christ rode on when he was welcomed with a parade by the masses, just a day before many if not all of these same people demanded his death.

Not just the crossed ass is available, there are also spotted asses, giving rise to a girlfriend’s naughty-sounding invitation to see her “spotted ass”. She’d whistle, and the object of the discussion would come trotting out.

See a good article on them and a great picture of "both coat types ":http://www.desertusa.com/magjan98/jan_pap/du_wi... here. On the shoulder of the Cross burro, you can see the arms of the Cross, but it you don’t know to look for it, it just looks like an odd shadow. In the pics of these little asses, you can also see that the burro is fairly small, and an average-size man riding a burrow almost has his heels dragging on the ground. They’re still an ideal animal for pack trains and for riding in country that doesn’t have regular roads or fuel stations on the way to a destination.

Burros in history were ridden by such of the lower classes who could afford them, and it was a crime to ride a horse unless you were of royal blood. They were used by most people as pack animals.

Each burro is a Workers’ Union of one, refusing to work when they don’t want to work. The burro will simply stage a literal sit down strike when he or she feels like it. The same burro may be seen later carrying half a dozen children, or two skinny adults, or a miner’s outfit for 6 months at a time, so that there’s nothing to see of the burro but his tail and ears. I actually learned to ride horseback on a burro jenny, a jack is the male, named Peggy.

Burros are useful dead or alive. Boots were made from their hide, and I’m afraid they’re also delicious (yes, I’ve eaten burro often); long before there were any hunting laws protecting them in the Desert Southwest US, where they’re actually a nuisance like rose eating urban deer, one good burro would fill the freezer and feed a family for a long time.

The burro is well-known for its voice, my father used to sing an ode to the burro at odd times: Sweetly Sings the Donkey At The Break of Day; Someone must go with him or he’ll run away! [Chorus] Eeeee Awwww, Eeeee, Awwww, Eeeee, Awwww in the most startling, grating manner in the known universe.

Sure-footed and reliable, these ‘biscuit snatchers’ and ‘blanket eaters’ as they’ve been called in roundup camps, where they actually were tied to beeves intended for market that could not be handled otherwise.
Tied to the most unmaneagable steer bull, the burro would simply wear the steer down using its stubborn streak, and when leadership was determined to belong to the ass, the two of them would head on back to the roundup area.

The cowboys made sure their blankets were rolled and stashed where the burros couldn’t get at them. Good bandits, the highly intelligent animals have long been known for their ability to pick locks or find other types of ingress way to get in. Biscuits for the day were usually made in the morning. If they weren’t put up in a burro proof area, there would be no biscuits for the remainder of the day. A dish of beans with no biscuits for lunch and dinner wasn’t very appealing. Nobody left anything out on the clothesline, either, because the clothes would most often be eaten before they were dry.

Often bred to horses, which are much larger than burros, their sterile breed or produce offspring, offspring are mules, which have all the same wonderful traits of their burro parent, but they’re bigger, tougher, and sought-after for racing, packing, and general range riding. I have seen a series of photos of a mule swinging a cougar by the tail until the cat was so disoriented that the mule could kill it.

If anybody knows who took the mule vs cougar pics, I’d like to let her know that these have been passed on the Web from person to person, that the pictures are amazing, and that I hope it’s not copyrighted work!
Dayonda

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bad, crossed, ass, spotted, whistle, burro, dayonda, donkeyabyssinian

Dayonda … “Dandy”
We’re cat people, living in the US Pacific Northwest. I’m a teacher… with preschool to adult experience. Teaching is something I love as much as cats…

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Comments

  • Rosalie Scanlon
    Rosalie Scanlonover 4 years ago

    Cute design Dayonda

  • Thanks, Rosalie. LoL, I had what they wanted, a drawing I’d made to illustrate the Good Samaritan Parable. Hee Hee!

    – Dayonda

  • SharonD
    SharonDover 4 years ago

    LOL good one Dayonda.

  • Thanks, Sharon. I just couldn’t help it!

    – Dayonda

  • Dawn B Davies-McIninch
    Dawn B Davies-...over 4 years ago

    lol love it,dawnx

  • If you look in the Challenge entries, it sure stands out! LoL
    Hmmm, can’t remember which one it’s in, but you can find it.

    – Dayonda

  • rockinsue
    rockinsueover 4 years ago

    lovin it, great

  • Thanks, Susan!

    – Dayonda

  • Gramia97
    Gramia97over 4 years ago

    great tee and info

  • Thanks, Gramia!
    I just couldn’t help turning this in for the Challenge.. which one? I forgot.

    – Dayonda

  • margaretfraser
    margaretfraserover 4 years ago

    like it

  • thank you

    – Dayonda

  • barnsis
    barnsisover 4 years ago

    Good idea makes a great T

  • Thanks barnsis- I forget which Group put up a Tee Challenge, and “the boss” wanted a… Bad Ass Tee Shirt. So I gave him one.
    Going to have to figure out which one it was!

    – Dayonda

  • Susan Bergstrom
    Susan Bergstromover 4 years ago

    LOLOLOLO…this is Great!!!

  • Glad you like it, Susan. I thought it was just deliciously naughty… ROFL!

    – Dayonda

  • DApixara
    DApixaraover 4 years ago

    this is cool. nice concept

  • Thanks, DApixara. Glad you like it. [Wink Wink!]

    – Dayonda

  • SlayerX
    SlayerXover 4 years ago

    Nice Shirt design

  • Thanks Junior!!

    – Dayonda