Have you ever answered the telephone and found you were holding a kitten instead of the phone?
Do you move through the house in a cloud of cats?
Do you dish out a bit of extra ice cream so you can share it with your cat?
Do they allow you to sit and even sleep underneath them?
Do cats hang on your sweat pants till the pants almost fall around your ankles?
If you answered “yes” to any one of these questions, Congratulations! You are probably a happy human pet, paying the bills and buying the food to be allowed to live under the same roof as the cats.