This is another one of the flowers from my show and poems for her.
We all have been surprised at one time in our life this is one situation that happened!
My door bell rang at 7 o’clock I was sleeping like a baby.
It was a TV show that I watched each day on morning television.
The MC was a funny man his co host as a knock out.
She was looking like a million bucks as I stood there dumbfounded.
They stuck the camera in my face as I wiped the sleep away.
My breath was smelling like a garbage can or better yet like a cow shit in it each morning!
I took a step back because I knew what came out of it each morning.
And this little host with all the most had already turned her face and frowned.
I tried to take a gulp, to push that flavor down, but not one drop of water was to be found in my mouth that morning!
So I stood there with my head turn down and tried to act real cool, but my damn breath had ended that so no use trying to be Brad Pitt.
They got right down to the point that I had won a million dollars!
And that’s when the camera light came on an I was to act real surprised!
They said just do a little jump and wave my hands real crazy.
Well hell that didn’t take much effort a million dollars helps a lot to make this really easy.
So I told them I could do the twist if that was what they maybe wanted.
They said just do the best I can to make it look real.
They said now was the time to jump as they counted down from 10.
The show was live so the camera went live and I started to do a dance!
An then the MC with the most put his mike up in my face.
His little host kept her distance as she told me what I won.
I shook his hand and my eyes rolled and I acted like I was crazy.
I did a jump and hit me head I forgot the door frame was above me.
They asked me if they could come in to my house to sign the winning papers.
I rubbed my head and said that was great just come on in we’ll sign it on the table.
They came in to my dirty house to set the pen to paper.
It seemed that I had won a prize that would set my life a new.
And now they sat in my living room with beer cans all around.
I hadn’t had a chance to clean I was gone away all week on business.
And just got back last night!.
And the camera man kept his camera on as he zoomed around my house.
I left all types of filthy things still sitting on my table.
Sitting there was my whips and chains and my Black plastic suit and hood!
The ball that I liked to have my friend put in my mouth was sitting big and bright.
And the handcuffs that I liked to get tied up with was shining like a mirror. And the big brown paddle that would spank my bottom when we played adult games, was sitting there as big as day for all the world to see!
And damn it if the camera man didn’t miss a single thing!
From my whips of leather and my spiked heel shoes and all my little play things.
The MC with the bright white hair looked me in the eye, and gave me such a silly smile I thought that I would die.
He said to me if I would please could I sign on the dotted line!
And as I bent down to sign on the dotted line oh hell no my little friend fell out!
Oh no! I said, I wanted to drop dead and that damn camera man didn’t miss a thing he zoomed right in on my little friend!
I could of spanked his little bottom!
Well I stuck him in and took the pen and pushed the plastic mask away.
And then my life took a different spin I became real rich that day.
And then the man with the real white hair and his pretty little cohost acted real excited and talked real fast to make the TV world all excited!
This lasted all of 20 minutes this show was live that morning.
And then my phone starts to ring off the hook my fan club had been started.
I let the phone ring off the hook as I finished this little program.
They turned the camera off I said good bye to the MC guy and his silly camera man!
But to my surprise the little host she stuck around for just a minute.
And then she said heres my number Fred I got a rubber suit thats red!