We've Made The News! by Darren Stein

Well ladies and gentlemen and people of indeterminate identity, I have just been informed that we have made the news
I personally think that if they were looking for something controversial, they clearly weren’t digging hard enough, but who has time these days? When I look at it in the Newspaper, I still think it’s very funny, and the comments that go with it are an absolute scream. Talk about blowing something out of all proportion. To you other sailors in the proverbial T-cup of life, ‘rough seas ahoy!’

Cheers
Darren