English is great but it needs some new words added. feel free to add your own thoughts. these are mine.
Neutralisation —-Male waiting outside a dress shop trying to look patient
Mealomiss—-The meal you have on a blind date that you never enjoy.
Fudgilation—-people giving praise to something you know you fluked.
Gaft——useless gift you know you cant give away.
jamigift—randomly buying a gift, finding out that they really wanted it.
Hubertug—enquiring about something you will never buy.
Canoodlation—-cuddle given hoping it will lead to sex.
Wingalise—- small time period between when fluking it becomes skill.
Stift—-The christmas present that is the model down from the one you really wanted.
opearomagic—-consumable item you bought for yourself but family members think you bought for them to use :ie engine oil,car polish, aa batteries.