Why can’t I be like you?
With your perfect posture
And golden hair
Your perky breasts
That support themselves
Your sparkling eyes
Your beautiful smile
Why can’t I be like you?
With your washboard stomach
And chiseled features
Your spikey black hair
And your huge biceps
Why can’t I be like you?
With your great taste
Endless supply of cash
Your many friends
Your social life that never ends
Your latest gadgets
Your 50 word texting thumb
Your electronic savvy mind
Your first night attendances
Why can’t I be like you?
With your sex life
That rivals the movie stars
With your 9 inch dick
And your harem of beauties
Your men at your beck and call
And the fortunes they spend on you
Why can’t I be like you?
With your perfect prose
Wit and wisdom a plenty
Your debating brilliance
Your conversation skills
Your graphic flair
And your photography genius
Why can’t I be you?
Hang on I can
This is the Internet
I can pretend I already am
YOU
Just like you
Self Esteem
look no spaces
Lawford, 3 months ago
Wow. Social comment at it’s finest.
Brilliant.
Cathie Tranent
,
3 months ago
Yes.
Anne van Alkemade
,
3 months ago
hahaha. yes. you can be anything and anyone you want.
STRINGER, 3 months ago
FUCK….
FOR A MOMENT THERE I THOUGHT YOU HAD SENT ME A BUBBLEMAIL.
nofrillsart, 3 months ago
Ha! Thats funny…and true. Whats with that?
Danny
,
3 months ago
It was supposed to be a Bubblemail to Stringer but I got shy
Chanel2, 3 months ago
hehe, the internet illusion…hate texting.
sjem, 3 months ago
I wish you wouldn’t share private information about my penis.
Danny
,
3 months ago
you know i can go back in and change it to 2
Not 2 inches
2 penis
You couldn’t have got that silly playing with one
:)
Darren Stones, 3 months ago
STRINGER, would have to flattered. What male isn’t envious of a 50 word texting thumb.
kseriphyn
,
3 months ago
Only nine inches? Sounds like the type of “in crowd” one reads about on TMZ.com
Danny
,
3 months ago
9 inch dicks and texting…
Focus people!
you sad short attention span plods.
I have a 9 inch texta i like to write on windows with when i’m inspired.
It comes up with ideas like.
Get rid of public journals – silence the multitude and gain control back.
Chris White, 3 months ago
Try drugs.
Lawford, 3 months ago
Lawford, 3 months ago
Oops. I’m a bit slow. I see that RB have already removed the journals from view.
andrea verstegen, 3 months ago
Totally and utterly brilliant. Haven’t read anything quite so ‘real’ in a long time.
Ange, 2 months ago
for some reason reminded me of a song by lovely welsh band superfurry animals.
if you dont want me to destroy you…