On the road again

We sat opposite each other over the campfire, He’d picked me up 15 miles out of Bangalo. He said he’s been a roadie for bands in the 80s and his appearance seemed to confirm it. He entertained me with lotss of stories of his glory days as we waited for the meager meal to cook on the fire.
After dinner he brought out a guitar which he played quite well. He handed to me and I showed him what I was capable of.
After I had cooked and ate his liver and kidneys and buried the body I kept the fire burning with his smashed guitar musing over his last words.
He said I had an unnatural ability.
He got it half right, I have an unnatural hunger.
Tomorrow I hit the road in my new car looking for more “Road Kill”.


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  • ian osborne
    ian osborneover 1 year ago

    Hitchhiking’s just not what it used to be.

  • It is in Australia if you’re an English backpacker :)

    – Mister Mxyplyzyk

  • annieannie
    annieannieover 1 year ago

    aaaarrgghhhh
    bring back the farts
    [yes danny it is good …too good]

  • damn, too good , NOT to win.

    – Mister Mxyplyzyk

  • Nick Ford
    Nick Fordover 1 year ago

    I really like this D. Had me feeling as though you were the one that was gunna get it. Had to re-read it! … just did again …. and yes …. i like it. > Mmmm ….. kidneys.

  • thanks mate, love the input.

    – Mister Mxyplyzyk

  • Lawford
    Lawfordover 1 year ago

    Nothing quite like a guitar solo. Especially when its dripping blood.

  • This what happens when you play folk tunes around campfires.
    “Koom – bi – iiaaaahhhhh!

    – Mister Mxyplyzyk

  • Rikki Woods
    Rikki Woodsover 1 year ago

    Delicious story.

  • thanks, nothing like take away

    – Mister Mxyplyzyk

  • Mardra
    Mardraover 1 year ago

    Eeeew.

  • Anne van Alkemade
    Anne van Alkemadeover 1 year ago

    I just wonder if a little green tomato chutney would have been out of place?

  • Cathryn Swanson
    Cathryn Swansonover 1 year ago

    Or a nice chianti ;0)

  • Zolton
    Zoltonover 1 year ago

    Roadie road kill eh? I’m thinking more of a cheese sauce with that.