I know every guy does it, they just don’t talk about it unless someone brings it up like one of those edgy stand up comedians.
You know what I mean.
My Dad tried it once when he had a few under the belt;
He tried to race the cistern.
Tried to piss faster than the toilet could flush.
Yeah, now you know what I mean.
Well the pressure was to much for him, and he had a brain embolism.
Died sprawled on the bathroom floor with his dick hanging out and a bloody nose.
People were equally sobbing and giggling at his wake.
To make things worse, it led to me being known universally as Little Squirt.
The sins of the father, huh?