Why can't all the writing on this site be soppy poetry or prose that's chopped into lines? Then we wouldn't have to endure stuff like this.
ummmm, urrrr, black comedy?
I do believe I have just given up caring anymore.
Favourite this and I will comment on your work…honest….nah, you’re right, I won’t.
Why can't all the writing on this site be soppy poetry or prose that's chopped into lines? Then we wouldn't have to endure stuff like this. belongs to the following groups:
Flash Fiction“Hold my hand”
“No”
“Hold my hand”
“No”
“HOLD MY HAND PLEASE”
“No”
“We are NOT crossing this road unless you hold my hand”
“No”
It was a pointless argument.
Mary had to go over the otherside of the busy road and put a letter in a clients mailbox.
Jacob wanted to be a grown up.
Stubborn kid.
“Alright then stay here. DON’T MOVE. I’ll be no more than fifteen seconds”
“Hmmph!”
Mary crossed when she had a break in the traffic, as she turned she saw Jacob start to cross the road, right in front of a speeding car.
“NOOOOO” she wailed as time slowed down and the impact embedded itself forever in her memory and that one soul destroying thought.
“He didn’t have clean underwear on”
Danny
I know, I know
I should be ashamed of myself.
I am.
I am cutting off my fingers one by one.
najeroux
I think you need professional help. I’m going to take you to see a barman.
najeroux
Danny
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we did that and I had to listen to you all afternoon hahahaha
happy happy straight at you and your future.
adgray
I so want to laugh! lol
You bad boy lol
a parents worst nightmare and one I nearly had happen to me not a week ago! [my kids decided to go one way when I thought them coming with me another]
and now I’m thinking of ducks on the highway and the mother waddling out front and her babies faithfully following behind oblivious of the traffic’s screeching breaks and swerving into a full on ten car pile up to miss them!
we should be like ducks! lol
Chookas you bad boy! lol ♥
Danny
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you are very understanding and i’m going to play around in your profile just for the sake of it anyway.
Thanks :)
As some people on this site may be able to you, I actually have one of those that can’t be left alone near a road and she aint no baby.
Mel Brackstone
LOL!
Cathie Tranent
Muriel, you’re awful! Save me a drink when you get to the psychologist!
H M Bascom
Ha!
H M Bascom
Ha!
rubyjo
every mothers nightmare!!!! no clean underwear! im going to fav it just to see if you show up, ha
Kitty Schul
LOL!
Anne van Alkemade
oh the horror, the horror!
Ange
chop chop
Lawford
So mother had an earlier close road experience with young Jacob and that’s why his underwear was an amazing technicolour dream jock.
Lucan Industri...
I don’t have any underwear on.
Danny
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You haven’t been hit by a truck either, worse luck
Lucan Industri...
I was driving it.
Danny
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touche
Tracey Mac
ROFLMFAO!!!!
Wow, I see shades of my mother here, so glad I wear clean white lacey knickers everyday…....maybe that’s why I’ve been so lucky :)
Mike Rowley
Don’t be ashamed. It is a life story and someone had to write it.
CLiPiCs
Clean white lacy Knickers !!
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥