Photoshop is EASY
I thought I’d try my hand at Photoshop and do some classy retouching
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LOOK NO FILTERS
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Don’t know what all the fuss is about really?
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NOW WITH ADDED SUNSET, BUNNY & BOOBS
The original that was retouched by OSCAR
Available for sale as Greeting Cards
Danny
Ring the Tate, the Metropolitan and the Louvre…the bidding war starts NOW
sjem ©
you have some skill young padawan
sjem ©
Can’t quite make out the name D. Care to enlighten me ?
betelnut
Nice. Shame that comp has ended. You would have gotten my vote.
betelnut
HMAS stuffed?
Danny
Watch mean sjem?
I did it.
should I sign it, so they can name an artism after me?
Danny
Yes B
Stufed because it’s…............pretty much…. Stuffed
Ange
superb mastery without filters there danny.
Danny
Thanks Ange
Your comment gives me Cred.
sjem ©
Betelnut ahs better eyes than I. He must be under 30.
I want to see this make it to the what’s hot.
FAVORITE THIS PEOPLE – I COMMAND YOU
sjem ©
Um … please : )
StacyLee
Danny, you should join the “Photoshop Masters” Group… since you obviously are a PS master ;)
Danny
Thanks StacyLee now you know why I write :)
sixshoota
Vision is not a skill, it’s a gift. I am, however, a bit miffed by the lack of puppies. Still, it pays to leave them wanting more, eh?
Danny
I did do a bunny sixshoota. fair compromise.
sasufi
so realistic !
i can’t really tell what’s been photoshoped really !
a masterpiece Danny ;)
Michelle422
You really should place your watermark on this Danny. I have already stolen it for desktop picture.
Michelle422
You really should place your watermark on this Danny. I have already stolen it for desktop picture.
midzing
brilliant photoshopping,,,, excellent work,,,, a masterpiece really,,, I cant tell what has been photoshopped… well done!!!
sixshoota
You’re right- the bunny is quality. And the sunset is so evocative that I can’t believe that it’s not happening in front of me. For real.
You’re on fire right now
Cathie Tranent
Fabulous ….. but I can’t see the boobs ….. needs more kittens ….
Michelle422
Oh dear I did a double comment.
Say, sjem or anyone who knows, do people get hot via being favourited? I thought it was because lots of people viewed a work and there were lots of comments. Do double comments count?
Danny
Michelle Wallpaper away also to be on the What’s hot List. You have to be….............I don’t know?
CathieT look at the tank driver ( I hope I haven’t stolen your idea for this pic?)
Thanks all you guys.
I feel honoured and weepy
Mel Brackstone
Where’s the nude?
Danny
I thought you were off on holidays (the rabbit has no fur)
Lucan Industri...
This is genius, the colours, the composition, everything. I love the subject matter and they way it’s been framed. I love how you held the camera with two hards, the clothes you were wearing when you pressed the fire button. And as for the post-production, well, Daniel ‘Adobe’ Nolan, it’s seamless. Just enough to add a surreal nature to an otherwise ordinary subject, and yet not so much it looks like an FHM photoshoot. Tell me, what equipment do you use? A wax tablet? A fifteen ton megatron pixel Canon?
YOUR BEST WORK SIR.
If I hadn’t just been mugged I’d buy it for the dog.
Oddly it also looks like all the ‘adjusted’ photo pages in my schoolbooks. Funny that.
Lucan Industri...
That should read ‘hands’ not ‘hards’. Fucksake.
Danny
You’re kidding ME HOTLIST
demon
Brilliant work….love the way you have cropped and highlighted…shits over natural any day…I place my bid…
Danny
I sincerely apologise for this making the WHAT’S HOT LIST
I’M REALLY REALLY SORRY
Susan Grissom
Best I have ever seen anywhere.
Kates
You know, I have to have two browser windows open – one dedicated to this image so I can refresh and get all the comments, and the other for the usual stuff.
Congrats on Hot Listing.
Bente Hasler
This is really funny!
akustikstudio
very Ron Burgundy,
you stay classy Danny N
best work yet
akustikstudio
yeh where are the boobs?
Danny
PROOF THAT PS, pets, sunsets & boobs (even discrete ones) always make the what’s hot list.
Once again I’m very sorry
It’s sjem’s fault he commanded people
MissKristy
buhahahahaha
Danny
This is a graphic version of my writing
So don’t forget to comeback when I WRITE something
demon
I stole the boobs …lol
congrats on the HOTLISTING…now lets see the bidding war esculate…a prized piece
Sprinkle
LOL this is great. I can’t WAIT to get photoshop now!
Lisa Jewell
LOL what a classic…..
sjem ©
I feel tingly all over.
TINGLY WITH POWER
MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LostBoy1
You don`t even need photoshop for this…Arcsoft studio is pretty good…(photoshop for dummies)
except the redbuble template doesnt recognise the transparent layers…i use pirate ps7 for the assembly of t designs…
but don`t tell anyone! ;)
mwfoster
I was laughing for a wile on this one. Grate sence of humor. I love your post work
LostBoy1
Hot list!!! FARK!!!...i was telling fibs about the ps7…i always tell fibs….i get someone else to do my tee`s…um i get Danny to do them…honestly!!!
LostBoy1
the bunny is the best bit.
Darren Stones
Sunset in the eastern sky?
ROFLMAO.
Danny
Well spotted Darren
Yes folks thats the Pacific Ocean
I’m so sorry for this, reallt really sorry
But I’ll bask a little longer.
Danny
I have to laugh
I didn’t even use Photoshop
I use Paint shop
MWAHAHAHA
chanel
Hahahahaha!
Congrats on making the hotlist!
Brian Puhl IPA
Well you made it to “Whats Hot!” Now what? LoL!
I’m gettin a kick outta this one!
regina
i love the tones you’ve used here.
this is amazing, astounding, bewildering, breathtaking, extraordinary, impressive, marvelous, miraculous, spectacular, staggering, startling, striking, stunning, stupefying, stupendous, wonderful, wondrous all rolled into one.
=)
Danny
WOW Being on the What’s Hot list just increases to the point where it eats itself.
Go AWAY IT’S A JOKE
dreadfulbride
YES SIR! to fav right away SIR! ....but….where did you say da boobs wuz ‘agin?
Danny
BOOBS
on the tank driver
For all the perverts
Lucan Industri...
No really, you’ve created something new here, it’s the next -ism.
Cheap-ism. Pisstake-ism. Something like that. Hirst will be cursing himself.
Time to lay down the pen Daniel. Accept your genius.
Kates
HOMEPAGE must be next? Who do we have to bribe for that?
Lucan Industri...
I’ve never ever made the hotlist with anything. As it happens, I wonder what it’s actually based on?
Danny
Boobs,pets,sunsets and photoshop
and of course GENIUS
Danny
And a big slab of sjem Commanding the general population
He can do that.
Deri Dority
Wow, Danny, this is really good. I love all the special effects. And the bunny is the clincher in this one (save the bunny!) Were any animals hurt in the making of this image?
Nella
Its not my style but its art OK.
sjem ©
I have power over the hoi polloi, it must be my enigmatic charm balanced with my wrathful righteous anger.
LostBoy1
wanna know something else about the hotlist?....
RoughDiamond
Oh Danny .. if only I had your skill and imagination … I would go far … well farther than that boat is anyway :P
Danny
Only human derid
Nella thanks for trying something different
sjem you’re insane
Yes Lostboy .Tell me
H M Bascom
OMG this is the most superb, fantastic, awesome, great lighting, marvelous composition, expertly treated, great capture, nicely framed, perfectly exposed, great, PS work I have ever seen! An instant favorite! Great job! Good work! Bravo! Superb! (wait, I already said superb) I mean Super! Right on Mate! Well Done! fan-frigging-tastic,
Danny
RoughDiamond
the boat’s going nowhere because it’s anchored :P
alistair mcbride
Stuff the Louvre! It needs to on the hotlist at red bubble only the finest work is shown there!
Sarah Moore
oh this is piss yourself stupid funny!!! i love it – AND it made the hot list, brilliant, it has everything!!!
LostBoy1
A couple more comments and your piece of…um…art…(oooh that was hard not to type crap)is number one on the hotlist…will you then swap the image for a politically incorrect statement???
LostBoy1
i`m keeping the hotlist secret a secret…
demon
BOOBS
on the tank driver
For all the perverts
Damnfarkination…I need glasses on…I have peered so had the eyeballs have heamoraged still trying to find them..grrrrrr
Btw…love ALL the comments
Darren Stones
Thanks for reminding me of my foamy Maheno pic, Danny.
For anyone interested in purchasing the real deal without the crayon, come on over. :)
Danny
LostBoy
don’t care
Go away
Let it die an natural death
Rose Moxon
and i bet you did it all without layers!! 10/10
Mark Higgins
you need not have forked out the dough for photoshop…
Macpaint would have sufficed!! :)
Very good.
H M Bascom
Boobs on the tank gunner! Hilarious.
Danny
Thanks Helen
I thought a bit of tease would make it a bit more exciting. :)
Helene Kippert
Thanks for an amusing read guys :o)
H M Bascom
I would have added bunny poop, but I’ve just been in a dark mood lately.
joolz
This obviously took you hours Danny.
Pure Genius.
betelnut
The boat looks a little fake. Shoddy.
Shane Walker
hahahaha
RoughDiamond
oh bugga … hey look there’s a bunny! ... poor old HMS Stuffed lol
kathleen
thanks danny… pity the list is gonna be dissolved … now that is power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes the list is going to be dumped… am I allowed to say that…........
ummm…............ I’m lying I have this disease called
“lostboyexia”... makes me a complete psychopathic fibber…
did you hear that though… there’s a RUMOUR, just some gossip that the HOT LIST is getting the boot….........
good thing too… I never was one for the main stream!!!!!!!!
NO WAIT THAT A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO IT ISN’T…
hang on… I have to beat those voices up again… they’re getting too noisy!!!!!!!
kathleen
that’s a JOKE… or a SCOOP… no a joke… I know nussing…
Is this a tabloid magazine… the cover artwork seems to say that…
RoughDiamond
nope still can’t find the boobs … unless you’re speaking of the idiots with the guns
Danny
The boobs are on the Tank Driver Guys
Kathleen
I have totally proven a point the What’s Hot List is flawed
LOOK I’m on it
kathleen
I know you goose… that’s where I was coming from…
you are definitely NOT really HOT!!! :-)
Danny
You are :P
RoughDiamond
oh yeah I see them now …
and not fair … I want to be hot … boo hoo
H M Bascom
RoughDiamond, Put some boobs on your sheep photo, that will get you on the Hot List.
Cathie Tranent
Ah – sorry for missing the boobs there Danny – I thought they were malformed fingers … some people just don’t get fine art!!
Cathie Tranent
Oh – ps – this is somewhat similar to what I had in mind, but with not as many bullet holes, misplaced suns, exhaust, bunnies, helmets, tanks, rockets, flames, smoke, uniforms, profiles, anchors, dolphins (I hope that is a dolphin) bleeding floaters, berets and soldiers. Other than that, it’s almost identical!!
Cathie Tranent
pps – I would have bought a card of this too, but it sits funny on a card …..
kseriphyn
LAST CALL FOR THE SS DANNY
Finally someone I dig on the hot list. This is whacky cool serious stuff
kseriphyn
Danny did you say BOOBs on the tank or BOOMS?? I don’t see any. AND I noticed you made the hot list without GODD’s divine aid. How’d you manage to pull that off??
littleboy
This is like warm apple pie.
The quality debate is truly over.
You are the maestro my friend,
I salivate like Pavlov’s dogs…
H M Bascom
Yeah, this image is #1 on the Hot List.
RoughDiamond
yes … boobs on sheep … great idea!
H M Bascom
It was the BOOBS I tell you! Danny, you have just become a legend in your own mind. :P
Danny
There are boobs on the lady driving the tank
So much for subtlety
I may have to draw boobs on EVERYTHING
littleboy
just the bunny oughtta do it.
and maybe the bazzooka. I like boobs on bazookas.
Juilee Pryor
this is the future. I love it. but yes needs a good over saturated sunset and much bigger tits and it will be the all time five star whats hot home page hotty in no time flat. keep up the good work maestro.
RoughDiamond
This better be worth it Danny … my reputation is on the line!
... my sheep now have boobs …
Danny
Thanks Jules
RD check your pic :) :)
Douzy
Didn’t know Photoshop CS4 was already out????!!!!!!! Damn!
Thanks for the laugh, it made my day!!!!!
RoughDiamond
I did I did …
Danny
The kids must be home and have logged on
The two on girly action pic just knocked me off No.1
Firedrake
Boobs? I thought they were hands. Is that a scribbly dog in the bottom right?
Like the one random chimney. You are a master!
RoughDiamond
firedrake .. did you see my boobs?
Firedrake
RoughDiamond – I just checked it out, and marked it as inappropriate.
Hehe kidding.
:)
Damian
LOL Danny! Very classy retouching!
RoughDiamond
Fire … IT IS inappropriate … totally not my style at all … I despise this sort of crass pretend art … why do you think I’ve commented so much and added my own version to show you all just how distastefull it is!
Danny
you’re doing a good job…
Still won’t work
I’m too popular :P
Danny
Only because someone got rid of the boobs… that is :P
oscar
Oh my god this is so funny it’s like a comic.
Danny
Sorry I wrecked all your good work oscar
RoughDiamond
This isn’t working Danny … I’m not in the What’s Hot yet … what’s going on???
RoughDiamond
Either I buy my sheep new bra or I’m out of this.
Adriana Glackin
Do you think that I too one day will be this good? sigh I wish sigh
Paul Louis Vil...
Sigh
I wish I could draw!
#1 in the hot list, there’s no looking back now mate! LOL!!
Thank you for the bringing the joy! :D
Mundy Hackett
LMAO!
Julie Langford
Great work Danny, lots going on in this, very humourous and a great piece to bring smiles to faces. Dont apologise for it making whats hot – it is hot, people like it and thats all that counts. Well done.
Gregoryno6
There are boobs on the lady driving the tank
BAH! You call them boobs?
If they were proper boobs the tank would be tilting forward and that bloody missile would be going into the sand! GODD! Show Danny some real boobs! Send unto him a vision of heavenly boobs in the night AMEN!
There – hope you’re grateful, because that’s the first time I’ve prayed for anyone since my pet slug Eustace got sucked up by the vacuum cleaner.
mawaho
Lots of laughs! I love the HMAS STUFFED.
Kurt Tutschek
best of all: the rabbit! ;-) very funny.
Christina Martin
lol supper
Susan Zohn
This is too funny. Great work. Yep, I wish photoshop was easy. This made me chuckle. Great fun here.
Per E. Gunnarsen
LoL
David Meacham
Seamless Danny, bloody seamless mate – you can’t tell it’s not just a fine example of photojournalism, not even if you press the view larger icon
RoughDiamond
I made it Danny … I bloody made it!!!!
I was there for 20 seconds and it was like .. WOW ….
I’m spent ….
Tanya B. Schro...
I have Hot List envy…
Send lawyers, guns and money…
PS: love the little ‘Die Scum!’ dude, he’s hilarious
Tanya B. Schro...
Forgot to mention: NICE boobs, tank lady.
Tanya B. Schro...
Where’d everybody go?
H M Bascom
We’re all exhausted. This was a lot of work!
regina
i like the bunny, the guy yelling ‘aghh’ and bloody stick people in the water =)
michelleduerden
Please, have a heart… My grandfather went down on the HMS Stuffed during this battle…. (sniffles into hankie)
funkyfacestudio
Very funny, I love the flat dead stick figure, the little tiny anchor and the bunny :)
EJRO
Quiet bit interesting
racey1876
LOL-LOVE IT
santakaoss
How do you master this Photoshop with the need for no filters & effects?
And u even manage to animate a single frame? I’m going now cos it’s the 2nd time today i’ve been put in place…
monkeycitto
BRILLIANT!
Stephen Colquitt
Amazing work – straight to the pool room.
mikoto
can you buy prints with the a transcript of the comments around the frame? cause this has been a good read. this is you best and the comments are a classic.
Alvin de Quincey
Very Milligan, but definitely YOU.
I love your use of layers in PS.
LoveMy7Cs
What a masterpiece!! You are gifted ;-}
Karen Cougan
hahaha, good one…........and great tribute for WHAT’S HOT….............. thanks DAZ for sending us this way…..........xkc
googa
LOL ! its great ! look at my Ant art !
humanalien
I SEE YOUVE STARED YOUR OWN WAR WITH THIS ONE!!! GREAT JOB LUV YA RAW STUFF!! THE PIC IS FUNNY AND SO ARE THA COMMENTS, CONGRATS BY THA WAY!!
Rita H. Ireland
Lot’s of fun, humor. Just love it!..............Rita
MuscularTeeth
hilarious.
Karen Cougan
I had to buy one of these for my teacher at college…..........LOL
too cool
thanks
xkc
Jeff Burns
LOL great work
Michelle Boyer
Quite a scene you’ve created- the bunny was a nice touch :)
mister khan
clearly what it’s all about.
danny, why did you have to say that thing about slamming cocks in car doors? you’ve given me an itch.
genevievem
this made me laugh, photoshop is enough to drive anyone insane! very cool work.
Melissa Vowell
Godd, how on Earth did I miss this? I now feel a deep darkemptiness, similar to the after effects of bowel movements. I can only pray that one day, I too will have developed the skill, mastery and ingenuity of yourself, in regards to art. I am humbled.
theyellowfury
I was looking at this the other night. Its proper bo. I used to love second hand schoolbooks.
paulevelin
like your approach a lot
keep it going this way
Danny
replied
Thanks a lot
love your work
I own two of your pictures and plan to buy more
Tony Lomas
Thats really funny, and good art!
Steven Novak
You’re the Beethoven of Photoshop. ;)
Namueh
lol, hilarious
Calum
Awesome work. Reminds me of drawings I once did.
Juilee Pryor
this is so bad that I may have to ring Adobe and get them to come around and have a ‘friendly chat” with you about your tendencies. bad bad bad…...
jemimalovesbigted
haha! I particularly love the name of the ship
rightasrain
PERFECT Photoshopping!!! 10 out of 10!!!
Soxy Fleming
It’s bad, very bad, but I still think I have seen worse somewhere around here….
Karin Taylor
lol…you’ve done such a great job on this!!!
simply superb!!
sjem ©
Good to see this one back up D. Those were the days eh ?
Cathie Tranent
Connor says: Great work …. bang bang …. ttatatatatatattatat …......... booom!!
raae
what font is that? looks super hand drawn realistic!
peterhoenderdos
thats the funniest thing on redbubble
shanghaiwu
ha ha
I agree with you/superb fun
Bart Hellemans
Watch out, that bunny is going to explode, I tell you :) Duck !
Pip Gerard
it’s not where’s wally.. it’s where’s boobies. I see an officer with haemoroids, a furless bunny, a drowning stick, a half man half tank doing a mono (great special effects by the way) but not a boob in sight. If you’re going to publicise at least have the decency to deliver the goods.
classic stuff. love it.
Pip Gerard
oh wait… now I see… the half man half tank mono rider has had breast implants. Obviously only an a cup if it took me that long to notice.
rivrain
wouahouhou!
Anastasiia Kuc...
superb! :)
CLiPiCs
this sdeserves permanent top spot on the home page, you have blown mer away with your outstanding skil, I think I’ll give up now, I will never acheive the results you do
Anyone wanna buy a copy of PS ?
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Svetlana Sewell
Very classy retouching – cool job!
mimi yoon 8 days ago
this is a classic…. so awesome… ;P
love it love it love it, danny…. ; )