Man vs Lunch by Damien Mason
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I can’t deny I have a bit of a man-crush on Bear Grylls. If you haven’t seen his spider-/fish eye-/bug-eating antics on Man vs Wild I can’t recommend it highly enough.

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About Damien Mason

I am a web designer, flash developer and illustrator. I live in sunny Adelaide with my lovely wife Cheryl and out little kids Oscar and Lily and hope one day to own turtles. I have a special part of my heart reserved for brightly coloured vector art. And monkeys.

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funny, tv, eating, bugs, guide, bear grylls

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  • o0OdemocrazyO0o
    o0OdemocrazyO0oabout 2 years ago

    hehe I can hear your inner “wild man” roaring to get out into nature and eat everything… :D

  • I’m closer to being vegetarian than to eating a spider

    – Damien Mason

  • transmute
    transmuteabout 2 years ago

    You’d think Bear Grylls would be the perfect companion to get lost in the wild with until you start thinking that he would probably take a bite out of you and wash it down with a cup of his own wee.

  • Heh, now there’s a man who has seen Man vs Wild. I think the pee-drinking was one of the most painful things I’ve seen in that show. Still, at least after he ate you you could be comforted by knowing he’d say “Eugh.. tastes like.. cold.. snotty.. mush”

    – Damien Mason

  • o0OdemocrazyO0o
    o0OdemocrazyO0oabout 2 years ago

    spideraterian?

  • rubyred
    rubyredabout 2 years ago

    Haha love it! Gotta love a bit of Bear. Enjoyed the episode where he squeezed the moisture out of elephant dung into his mouth – lovely manners for a posh boy.

  • Di Dowsett
    Di Dowsettabout 2 years ago

    lol! the elephant poo is a stand out moment for me too!!!!!
    nice tee!
    xx

  • ANewKindOfWater
    ANewKindOfWaterabout 2 years ago

    Sure, the pee-drinking was a little extreme [did not see]. But more than using the skin tube of a bogged sheep as a sleeping bag? More than having to give himself a jury-rigged enema on a raft in the rain? I didn’t see the elephant dung for water episode, but the “eat apple remnants from bear poop” scene was also a little traumatic.

  • Man, that sheeping bag was something else hey. I mean I’m sure it would have been warm.. but the stink!

    – Damien Mason

  • vampvamp
    vampvampalmost 2 years ago

    ROFLMAO hilarious! ;)

  • BYRON
    BYRONalmost 2 years ago

    You just know he is gonna die falling off something. I introduced his show to a friend of mine last weekend. she couldn’t believe that all she had heard about him was real.