Don’t Let the Truth Get In The Way Of a Gothic Romance
An entry for the second challenge in Blood Red, the vampire group, on the theme What’s Been Lost
Don’t Let the Truth Get In The Way Of a Gothic Romance belongs to the following groups:
Practising the Dark Arts, Pulp Noir and Short stories - Spherical Scriptings“Hey, are you sure we’re allowed to be here, Malus?” she asked, glancing around nervously.
Malus rolled his eyes and kept walking. The headstones looked sinister by night and he reveled in the feeling. The black of his shirt sleeve was just a blur in the night, and he waved it out in front of him a few times to savour the effect.
The Mt Coot-tha Botanical Gardens, and her car, were far behind them. Now they were surrounded by memorials to the dead, and the dark. She tried to keep up with Malus, but the uneven, hilly ground of the Toowong Cemetery was slowing her down in her elegant, high heeled shoes.
“Aren’t we going to get in trouble if we’re caught?” she tried again.
He hissed his annoyance. “You know why we’re here.”
“I know, I know. Evidence of vampires.” Leaves rustled from the top of a nearby tree and she shrieked. “What was that!”
“Probably a possum, Heather.”
“Okay. But what if they aren’t like the ones in the Anne Rice books?”
“Look, go away then. If you can’t cope, just leave.”
His words brought her to a standstill, choking down an errant sob. “Why do you have to be like this?”
Malus rounded on her, moving nose to nose with her pretty white face. “We’ve already talked about it. No, we’re not meant to be here at night. If you don’t want to break the rules, please go home.”
“You’re a bastard, Tim!” she said, her sob forgotten, and she enjoyed seeing him squirm at his real name.
“I thought I told you…!” he started, before being cut off.
“Shove it, goth lord. Have fun on your own.”
Heather spun on her toes, swinging her long hair in a stinging assault across his face, and began her journey back to her car.
The bitch! he thought as she left. She’s no great loss. He refused to yell out after her, an act certain to add points to her perception of victory. He grunted in dismissal and spun on his toes, making an equally graceful turn.
He spun into a tall figure that was standing right in front on him, had a brief spasm of fear, and fell to the ground in a messy heap.
“Crap!” he said, looking up. “Who the hell’re you?”
“So sorry,” the man said in a breathless voice. “Didn’t mean to scare you, Tim.”
“It’s Malus. And you didn’t scare me.”
“Oh. The lady named you Tim.”
“She made a mistake.”
“Of course,” the man said as Tim stood up, brushing off his black clothes. “Tim, why are you here at,” he held a button on his watch, illuminating the screen and a gaunt face. “At 2:17 in the morning?”
Tim stopped and looked at the man, thinking quickly. “Uh. I. I’m just taking a short cut.”
“You’re not meant to be here after dark.”
“I didn’t know…”
“No matter, no matter,” the man said, waving away Tim’s protests. “I’m here to help you.”
“What do you mean?”
The man laughed, draped an arm over Tim’s shoulder and walked with him. “Oh Tim,” he said, “Anne Rice and her soppy philosophers, really! There’s someone here you should meet for a taste of reality.”
“Anne Rice? But, you heard…? Wait…!”
The man’s grip became painful on Tim’s shoulders, and moonlight glinted on fangs in the darkness.
Constructive criticism welcome. © 2008 Damian Herde
KatarrKanticles
Delicious. And yeah, I’d like to know if he got what he deserved, or more than he deserved, lol. Nice way to leave me dangling there, dude. =)
Damian replied
LOL, delicious! Thanks Gayla. I’m pretty sure he got what he deserved; or at the very least, what he wanted!
Banalheed
I love the dark humour running through this. Vampire stories, where we know they are a vampire story from the outset, are notoriously difficult to surprise the reader with at the end, I would imagine, so the Anne Rice humour adds an amusing twist on this. And that vampire, I don’t know why, but for me he had elements of Pratchett’s Reaper! Good writing Damian.
Damian replied
Ah, Pratchett’s Reaper! I hadn’t thought of that, but I like it, LOL! And the humour comes from me imagining what some of the pretentious vampire goths I’ve known would do if they ever actually found a real vampire, LOL!
gypsycaster
Heh heh…I love it! I can almost picture your vamp walking through one of our rather more horrible Goth clubs and sighing. (Frustration or disgust…you pick)
Well done!
Damian replied
Thanks Gypsy! LOL, I agree, I don’t think he’d feel quite at home there either!
wakeman490
The vampire checked his watch!!! And he had to “illuminate” it. LOL on that one.
Damian replied
Thanks S, glad you liked it :)
iAN Derrick
LOL..Would you believe…many, many moons ago…way back in the 50s…My then girlfriend and I coming down off the mount took a night shortcut via the back of Toowong cemetery…found huge locked gates at the front…BUT..we did not encounter your strange “tall figure”..It must have been his night off…....D.
Damian replied
Ah, small world iAN! Although, I’m sure it’s a good thing you didn’t find anyone there by night :)
I lived for a year up past the cemetery, but usually found myself too busy to wander the place by night.
jcmontgomery
Anne Rice and her soppy philosophers…LOL
I love how you interweave the noir and the humor. It is what makes reading your work so enjoyable!
Damian replied
Thanks Jo! So pleased you think so :)
Danny
Hmm
too late for new submission?
This is great.
Damian replied
Thanks Danny!
And not too late at all; another whole week! Gonna come give us some vampires?
Empress
I’ve been there! Well, the gardens at least.
What happens when Heather discovers Tim has the car keys and she get phone reception?
Damian replied
It’s a great spot, that’s for sure.
LOL, you’re a trouble maker! I hope for Heathers sake that Tim, the lord of evil, doesn’t have her keys!!! This can’t have a sequel! Unless it involved trick or treating kids… hmmm…
Kaika
I like this story, it’s gothic and creepy but the undertones of humour make it lighter and more enjoyable to read. Nice work Damian!
Damian replied
Thanks Kaika :)
I actually thought everyone would take the opportunity to dive into some very dark writing with this theme, so thought I’d do the opposite. Me and everyone, LOL! This is a fun challenge :)
kossimarsalsa
i love a good twist, this is an excellent story! probably one of my favourites of the challenge so far.
xx
s-a
Damian replied
Thanks kossimarsalsa, glad you liked it :)
Pinkpapayabec
I could feel the characters and imagined the “various” outcomes of what could happen here! I think I’ll be learning much from reading this groups entries and stories!
Damian replied
Thanks Pinkpapayabec! Glad you liked it :)
Empress
how about the goth lord hands over the car keys in exchange for Tim’s middle name … then he’d just need the surname for complete control.
Damian replied
Haha, he’d probably be able to talk his way into the whole name I think. That Tim’s not the sharpest :)
iAN Derrick
It was many years ago Damian…but up in the bush above the Botanical gardens is a weir of sorts where scrub walkers could picnic and swim…When you are running out of daylight a short cut through the cemetery seemed an attractive option…But hey they even run ghost night tours there these days…look….
http://www.ghost-tours.com.au/Pages/haunted_site_toowong_cemetery.htm
Damian replied
Ah yes, I know the place you mean.
I like the cemetery, lots to see, and the rise and fall makes it seem to go on forever. The ghost night tour would be excellent :)
Miri
i recognise an Aussie place in a story woohoo!! didn’t know there was a cemetary near the gardens tho!
i liked this, was fun to read…i too was thinking about all those pretentious goth lords….i used to be quite the little metal gothy chick & met some right ones!! even those who filed their teeth to fangs (rolls eyes!)
would like to read the next installment
Damian replied
LOL, well done Bex. You’re ahead of me, I’d struggle with any in the UK! The gardens are great, and the cemetery is just across the road. Literally, LOL :)
You’ll have to post a pic of metal gothy chick Bex! The public needs to know :)
xxfaithxx
whoa…............... draped and oh dear…ok i dont like vampires…
glad she turned around…stupid men LOL (kidding)
nice writing…enjoyed it!
wb too btw