Craig Watson

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?

A friend sent this to me and I just couldn’t help but to send this along to "Bubblle Land"... English can be an interesting language at…

FOR ALL THE COMPUTER USERS A BIT OF NECESSARY INFO

A little bit of Rural Aussie culcha…..
LOG ON:
Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.
LOG OFF:
Not adding any more wood to the…

A MULTI-YEAR STUDY, HAS REVEALED THAT THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD IS …SHIT

That’s right , SHIT!!!!! Why, you may ask?

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit…

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years’ …

Spanish Computer

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

‘House’ for instance, is feminine…

This little story could be applicable in any country, whatever side of the political fence they are on…

Kevin Rudd called Julia Gillard into his office one day and said, ‘Julia, I have…

Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and apply gentle pressure to cheeks while holding…

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?

Clerk: Well, sir, that depends on quite a lot of things.

Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price?

Clerk: Our lowest p…

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy neurons, and 198 assistan…

If you don’t like the word "Sh#*", don’t read this!!!

Why does a butterfly flutter by???

To keep the dragonfly’s flagon dry!!!

Lot’s of us need bubbletherapy sessions!!!

I’m addicted… I need a bubblectomy!!!

Where does she sell sea shells?

Now that is the obvious question!!!

My lovely grandfather taught me this around 40 years ago…

Starkle, Starkle, Little Twink!
What the how you am I think?
I’m not under the affluence of incahol,
*_Like many th…

Red, Orange, Yellow, Green…oh Damn!!!

How long is piece of string?

Today first day rest of life!