Craig Watson
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Spanish Computers... Just had to pass this one on!
Spanish Computer
A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
‘House’ for instance, is feminine…
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The Aussie Cattle Dog!!!
This little story could be applicable in any country, whatever side of the political fence they are on…
Kevin Rudd called Julia Gillard into his office one day and said, ‘Julia, I have…
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HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL!
Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and apply gentle pressure to cheeks while holding…
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If Airlines Sold Paint .......
Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?
Clerk: Well, sir, that depends on quite a lot of things.
Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price?
Clerk: Our lowest p…
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A new element added to Periodic Table...
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy neurons, and 198 assistan…
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This is NOT my own composition... but thought some "bubbl...
If you don’t like the word "Sh#*", don’t read this!!!
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Starkle, Starkle, Little Twink...
My lovely grandfather taught me this around 40 years ago…
Starkle, Starkle, Little Twink!
What the how you am I think?
I’m not under the affluence of incahol,
*_Like many th…
