By: DALE CRUM
The tragic story took place today just below Genetilife Laboratories; the manufacturers of “ONE UP” the most popular genetic enhancement supplements on the market today. The truth has been very hard to uncover so far; but the facts as we know them are… that the company was having a special celebration of Charles Darwin’s 200th birthday; and using this wonderful occasion to launch their new line of Pet Genetic Products called “SUPER PET” supplements that will enhance the genetic makeup of any common household pet; and supposedly elevate them to a much higher level of genetic prowess. To quote CEO… Dr. Frank N. Stein, “our products have never been tested on any animals, and all of our genetic supplements are perfectly safe, for your beloved pets and your precious family as well.”
At least those were his words before his youngest child Charlie, who ironically was named after Mr. Darwin… was found half eaten by what appears was an attack by an alligator…hmmmmm? Gators in Ohio? Our sources tell us that the child was found floating in the foaming green drainage water coming from the Genetilife plant. Investigators are taking samples of the green water to test…samples like I have right here in this mayo jar. Can you zoom in on this Billy?….Yea…I don’t know if you can see this at home…but watch what happens when we turn off our lights…………..
*I created this one from several of my own original photos, and tons of hand drawn work. The creature is a hand drawn creation in COREL PAINTER X.