See this can here?
Didn’t use to drink the stuff.
Lager and tops it was in those days.
Out of No 8’s and straight down to The Ship.
Last one there gets the pints in!
Mates.
Mates .

I was the DJ Disco King – believe that?
The King of the turntables, I was.
Two tone shirt – the business!
Tuesdays and Thursdays – 8pm, the NAAFI.
‘Love Train’, the O’Jays.
Always started my set with ‘Love Train’.
Followed it with ‘Feel the Need in Me’
That got the Wrens going.
Married one once – a Radar Operator.
Didn’t last.
Chalky White found her round the back of
The Dinghy Shed having a bit of
Southern Comfort
With a bloke from Fareham.

Good days.
Good days.

Women! The women I’ve had!
You wouldn’t believe it if I told you.
Busloads of civvie women, brought to the base
Every Tuesday and Thursday night .
No ID necessary
Just a liking for getting laid on the floor of the Automat
By the light of the revolving sausage rolls.

And all for the price of a brandy and Babycham
And a packet of nuts.

Good days.
Good days.

That can empty?