Vampires do not Sparkle Bloody
I couldn’t resist poking a bit of fun. Vampires are a great mystical creature, and individual undead like Dracula, Louis, Lestat have impressive fan followings. Heck who doesn’t enjoy a good Vanhelsing inspired tale? But even vampires in the Buffy series and these others all have something in common. They aren’t wearing glitter!
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Scott Robinson
Seriously… This is a bit close to another very recent addition here isn`t it?
Vampires do not sparkle in the sunshine
cybercat replied
It’s coincidence. I actually checked several key words before I uploaded this and I didn’t see anything. I’ll check it out though.
cybercat replied
Also while the thing we are poking fun at is similar the way in which we have both created a design is very different.
Disenchanted
Holy crap! I had no idea…
Love the tee btw.
cybercat replied
Thanks!!
bohemiancouture
oh man. I saw that movie the other night, and that was the FIRST thing I thought. It was god awful..
great shirt!
cybercat replied
Hehe yea they explode in sunlight ;) Thanks so much!
GothicCupCake
OMG I want it. I do agree dude. >.<
They do not sparkle. Skin of a killer my ass. lol
cybercat replied
Thanks so much!!
cammiecakes
Thank you for this cause this whole I glitter in the sun is fu**ing dumb.This rocks.
cybercat replied
Hehe. Thanks so much ! ;D
x-im-a-faery-x
Awesome.
cybercat replied
Thanks !!
Barrin
If it were me, as soon as he striked a pose and began to sparkle, Id jam a spike through his back into his heart…
Twilight gives vampires a bad name, and many of my friends who are vampire enthusiasts, actually stopped likeing vamps because of Twilight…
A bit dramatic, but they have a point and so do you…
VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE IN F**KING SUNLIGHT!
They explode into mounds of flameing ash…
Like in “Queen of the Damned.”
There is only one other stranger Ive ever met that agrees with us.
He was working at a book store and two girls put up that book on the counter, they were talking about something, and all I heard from him was, “Vampires dont sparkle in sunlight.”
And I basiclly yelled out,”THANK YOU! Someone with some sense!”
Sorry for the long rant, I just hate what the media is turning vampires into…
Love the shirt btw. Lol
cybercat replied
Thanks a bunch!! ;D