hi everybody my names wittle archie im shevan years old and im from a small village in clackmannanshire scotland uk called sauchie
i’ve juwst got to tell you about my new teacher and best art day ever and redbubbles
its was monday, first day back at school just after the christmas holidays .i was only six and three quarters at the time
anyway first day back and everybody was thinking the same thing hmmmmmmmmmmmmm here we go hard work, maths yuk english yuk sports toooooooooooooooooooo lazzzzzy dinner time yummmmmmmmm and a few new teachers ( ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo ) we all know what new teachers are like ( crabbit auld sods ) yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss…so the bell rang and out came the teachers.
cmone kids, form straight lines.lets get you in school…some kids were excited and formed straight lines and some of us didnt even listen ( like meeeeeeeeeee ) i was always a school brat getting into trouble ( especially for not listening to the teachers )
eventually after shouting at us more than a few times, we got into school. sitting, down in my new class, the head mistress entered the class room, she was always crabbit and loud and not many of us could take to her..she was( bosssssssssssssy ..)
worse than any mum…sit down shed shout, c’mone sit down i said, the lot of you, and stop throwing paper around, i sat up the back of the class, there was about 30 of us in the class so you can imagine the noise and scuffling going on..and ooooooooooooooooooow the sound of tables and chairs scraping across the floor. made my whole body squeeminsh…
right everyone the head mistres said im going to introduce you to your new teacher so i want you all to welcome her in a nice friendly manner, so i want you all to say good morning miss bluetoe, ha ha ha the whole class totally utterly burst into laughter haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa miss bluetoe haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa ( quiet ) shouted the head mistress, thats not even funny ( i thought it was,id never heard of a name like that before ) after laughing our heads of some of us in tears, the head mistress went out the class room and brought our new teacher in . good morning everybody she said ,standing tall and shoulders back like an army officer ( good morning miss bluetoe the whole class replied, then again totally utterly burst out laughing, the head mistress was screaming at us .shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut uppppp. ha ha but it wa too funny miss bluetoe ( what a name ) miss bluetoe actually laughed with us and i could see he was going to be alright ( a lot better than the head mistress ) when the laughing stopped miss bluetoe said thats ok for you to laugh ,im used to it by now, very quickly she had us in control and the head mistess left. she asked us all to tell her our names which we did and a little bit about where we live and what our parents do..very quickly we made new friends with her…as it was our first day back at school and miss bluetoe’s first day as our new teacher she gave us an easy day…handing out sheets of paper and pencils we all got to draw pictures for most of the day and if we promised to be good the whole day miss bluetoe would have something really special for us to do after lunch time..i watched that clock tick every little second ( so did the whole class ) what could be so special we’d whisper amoung each other ( noticed how the girls stick together over the boys sissy’s ha ha…anyway we were’nt going to spoil anything for ourselves the lunch time bell rang mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmmmmmm sounding like swarm of bee’s we all headed off for lunch…..talking in the play ground later everyone was still laughing at miss bluetoes name but not out loud, nooooooooooooo , we didnt want to spoil our surprise. waiting on the lunch time over, bell to ring, we all lined up by the door, nice and quiet patiently waiting we were so quiet you could hear a pin drop ( then the bell rang ) yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaae everyone shouted and screamed then went quiet again…out came the teachers and took us back into our classes…..my class was absolutley amazingly, quiet, and acted responsable, every single one of us did what we were told.but just because we wanted a special surprise..so miss bluetoe had us sitting down at our desks.. good afternoon class she said… we all replied good afternoon miss bluetoe and surprisingly, not even one of us laughed..would you believe that ( not eeeeeve-n one of us ) this was amazing..nice lunch miss bluetoe said , “good” so now for that special surprise. we were asked to clear all the tables and chairs over to one side of the class room at the back…hmmmmmmmm everyone started looking at each other ( whispers amoung the girls ) whats going on here i wonder….miss bluetoe brought out this great big enourmous turbo sized roll of white paper..she lay it down next to the wall at one side of the class room..( can anyone guess what we’re going to do she asked ) um nooooooooooooooooooo we all replied ) ok i will let you know in just a minute..i need two volunteers to give me a hand..ha ha whats a voulenteer we all asked, thats a big word, wellllll, big for us at the time. miss bluetoe explained i need two people to give me a hand" oh" we all laughed then we all put our hands up like most people in the class do..i’ll do it, no i’ll do it we’ll do it, a little bit of bickering going on ( shhhhh the girls would say dont spoil everything we’ll do it.. so in the end one girl was picked and one boy….ok this is what i want you to do miss bluetoe said you go to one end of the roll brian ( hmmmm ) and you at the other lorraine ( hmmmm ) and i want you both to gently push out the roll of paper right across the class room floor ( i heard some of the other kids talking ) wow thats a nice surprise is that it. miss bluetoe heard them as well ( thats not your surprise thats just part of it ) dont walk on it she said ( we need to keep it clean for what we are about to do ) the whole class room looked at each other and started having guesses bet we’re going to paint our hands and place them onto it ( noooooooooooooo said miss bluetoe ) but good guess. are we going to paint our feet and walk over it one of the girls said .nooooooooooooo said miss bluetoe but close..do you all give up she said….and chuckled…yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we all said nodding our heads….ok are you all ready for your surprise yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss the whole class said we cant wait..yess mis yes miss yes miss. so miss blue toe walked over to the cupboard and brought out this big box hmmmmmmmmmmm whatttttttttttttts that we all said ( like always theres a couple of know it alls in the class) i know what it is ..we know what it is… but every guess was wrong..miss bluetoe said ok i will tell you what it is….this is something i bought especially for todays class…this is painting with bubbles..aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww brillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliant we replied….you know how you get the bubbles in the shops the ones you blow and the bubbles float in the air. welllllllllll miss bluetoe had a box with hundreds no maybe millions in it and they were all different sizes and colours.green blue red yellow pink orange brown black every colour ever imaginable..ok miss bluetoe said i want you all to make line across the paper not on the paper standing at the edge of the paper,i want two straight lines and like this. girl boy girl boy girl boy and so on untill the lines were along each side of the paper…then she gave us all a girly overall thing to wear so that we didnt get any paint on our clothes..but the paint was completley harmless to clothing as it was water paint. but still always better to have some protection…she then handed out the bubbles wooooooooooooooooooooooow everyone putting out their hands please please please please me me me me me miss, miss bluetoe over here… ha ha whats us kids like. doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooont open them miss bluetoe said. not untill i tell you..soon we all had coloured bubbles each ( and all a different colour from the next person ) …i had redbubbles ha ha…ok quiet everyone miss bluetoe said now listen very carefully…im going to count from 10 and i want you all to count with me down to zero…when i get to zero i want you all to open your bubble paints and blow bubbles onto the paper ( not each other ) soapy bubbles in your eyes can be painful…yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa we all agreed…miss bluetoe and the count down started.and the whole class along with her..semed to take forever too ha ha….10- 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- zerooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
everyone screamed with excitement as we all unscrewed our bubbles ..this was so funny and wow greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaat fun everyone huffing and puffing and blowing bubbles …this was totally utterly amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing the bubbles were everywhere…hundreds of them no billions of them i couldnt see who was standing next to me just bubbles bubbles bubbles all different colours and all landing, not just on the paper but everywhere in the whole room ha ha what a mess…this lasted for about 2 hours, the bubbles would paint anything it landed on but we aimed more at the paper than anything else….ok classssssssssssssssss miss bluetoe shouted and right over the top of all our screaming and laughing thats it stoooooooooooooooooooooooop..put your lids back on the bubbles and give them to me…so we did…she put them all away ,it was about five minutes before home time last bell…look at your bubble picture miss bluetoe said..everyone looked and woooooooooooooooooooooow without even realising it or even noticing what we were doing.forgetting what we were meant to be doing because we had so much fun. we had painted the most beautifulist koolist amazingist picture ever and all made out of bubbles..woooooooooooooooooooooow this was the bestest first day back at school ever and miss bluetoe our new teacher with the funny name turned out to be the bestest new teacher ever . i will never ever forget that day …hope you have nice days at school and make friends with your teachers cause teachers can be really nice as well lots of love till next time take care wittle archie…………………..