hi my name wittle archie im jwust a wittle boy of shevan im from a village called sauchie in clackmannanshire scotland uk
i want to tell you about my dadys dad and mummys mum
first of all they are very old people ( nice people mum says) but can hardly do anyfing ,mum says it coz theyre very old,and frail. i say its because they’re horrible very lazy and cant be bothered hmmmmm ,other peoples daddys dads and mummys mums go bunji jumping and rock climbing. they wont even play with me , a bit like my dad, but he does sometimes, but more only when mum says be good your on a promise ( whatever that means )..everytime we go for ( what my mummy calls a nice visit..i just stand behind the couch with my feet ,one on top of the other and my chin rested on the back of it,changing position every now and again…do you want to go out and play archie theyd ask hmmmmmmmmm then it starts can i get you a drink would you like a sweety. do you want a biscuit, a scone,would you like to come sit on grandads knee…do you want to watch a cartoon .id just stand and shake my head naaaaw naaaaaaaaw i dont want anything..then the stick would get pointed…mummys mum pointing it at me and waving it about, your stubborn arent you ,she’d say( just like your daddy ) looking through her falling off the nose glasses ..where’s daniel he’s a good little boy ..id shy my head into my arms and pretend not to listen. mummy would say oh daniels at a friends he didnt want to come visit today ( neither did i ) but they gave me no choice..are you staying for dinner granny would ask ( that was it ) i knew then i was going to be here for a long while…mum and mummys mum and dad and daddys dad would all sit and talk about ( the good old days ) how interesting..i wanted home i wanted my toys i wanted to play in my garden…. id go over and sit in the corner with my legs crossed picking my nose ( yuk ) and wiping it on the side of the unit and carpet lol…thats what us kids do when we’re bored….after a while had past daddys dad said to daddy why dont we go to the shed and show archie something really special.dad said that would be a real treat..so off we went into daddys dads shed ( i had never been in their before ) when daddys dad opened the door wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow right their in front of me was the biggest bestest train set i had ever seen in my entire life ( even though i was only shevan ) wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow loooooooooooooooooook at thattttttttttttttttttttt daddys dad said when i go ..one day this will be your dads then he will give it to you or daniel…i didnt understand what he meant ( when i go ) i said why cant you go now ( dad and daddys dad laughed their heads off ) i farted and smiled…oh you little rotter, daddys dad said and tried to tickle me..( how would you like a shot of my train set ) aw that would be amazing i replied…so dad put me up on a stool so i could see over the table…woooooooooooooow thats amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing i could now see it all .right over the table was the biggest train set ever and towns and villages and little toy people.trees platforms working lights, real to life as life could be. daddys dad said ok archie you gotta be really careful…handing me a black thing that looked like a tv remote control with lots of buttons and numbers on it. he said press only one little button at a time and see what happens ( so i did ) wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow one of the trains began to move koooooooooooool it looked so real.. daddys dad showed me how everything worked, this was great fun the bestest….bet daniel wished he had came for a visit ….
so after a while and a few farts i got to learn how to make all the trains work and do the most amazing things..while we were out in the shed mummy’s mum baked the biggest bestest cake ever with jam and cream in the middle …i got lemonade and cake i guess mummys mum ‘s and daddys dads arent such horrible lazy frail people after all ..they have secrets and ha ha ,grown ups play with toys as well …daniel welllll missed out on the bestest day ever…check out your mummys mum’s and daddys dad’s , bet they have lots of kool things and secrets till next time choo choo take care love archie