little old lady ( by craftsman )

whilst at work in this back alley
im going about my buisness as normal
when i spot this frail old lady ,she was out walking with the aid of a walking stick
with her dog a tiny little jack russle pup on a lead
nothing unusual about her
just the usual tipical old lady slouched shoulders very thin very pale
kind of arching and facing downwards as she walks ,all wrapped up in clothing that looks like blankets and a head scarf.
as she got nearer . i coughed !!!
next thing i knew bang!! whack !! whack!!belt wallop
take this, take that , and that, wallop!!! thrash!!! thrash!!!
wow she started really beating me up with her stick
and to add to that, the little dog with the biggest teeth you’d ever seen
sunk them right into my bee hee ( behind ) oooooooooooooooooooouch i screamed
eventually she stopped and called off her dog
i said what did you do that for, beat me up
she replied sorry i though you were george
a canny see properly without my glasses on.
cmone boy she shouted to her dog lets go
we’ll get him next time ( off she went )
so a little later as i was passing along the street in my car
when i saw this little old lady with her dog beating up a teenager with her stick
and the dog sinking its teeth in
so i peeped the horn and shouted take it thats george then
nah she replied got the wrong one again
cmone boy lets go we’ll get him next time.
ha ha ha

little old lady ( by craftsman )

craftsman

ALLOA, United Kingdom

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i know a little old lady that will beat you up

craftsman

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