i took the dog out for a walk the other night
we went round the housing scheme,
through the park and along the nature trail.
then down by the pond.

when i got back home , the wife was going "absolutley "carazy "
she was really very upset ,mentally upset
she was swearing and everything.
i’ve never seen her in a state like that before.
i said wo!
calm down
whats wrong wae yae
she said.
see you and that f-fing dog you take it everywhere
why didnt you take me for a walk as well.

i said
because i only have one lead……….