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wittle archies new twactor

soooooooooooooooo guess what i gwot today ….ahha…..
a new twactor .mmmmm na na na na na..
its funny though, coz it sounds like a farting machine when it goes,
you have to put batterys into it ,and it makes these noises.
lol mummy was laughing at first…
try this put your tongue between your teeth and go trrrrrrrrrrrr trrrrrrrrrrr
ha ha dont ya just love it..again trrrrrrrrrrrrrr trrrrrrrrrrr heh heh…
its not a big twactor not like a real one that ploughs fields and all the farmers stuff ,that they do….
mines just makes noises and annoys daddy and mummy ……
their like…… ( oi! Archie shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut that thing up )
then i peep the horn toot toot – toot too…
cant you take that thing outside and play with it they’d shout.
am like but you bought me ittttttttttt ha ha…
so guess what!!!!!!!!!
i did take it out side like they told me…
out the back and right into the garden.
yaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i could peddle it, and guess what …
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright into the mud hmmmmmmmm it had been raining the night before and all the mud was yucky and wet and sticky and gooey and dirty..
trrrrrrrr trrrrrrrrr the tyres got stuck deep into the mud.
noooooooooooooo i wasnt going anywhere.
i had to get up of my seat and pull it out.
farmers must get a hard time of it in the real fields this was just my back garden..
i was playing away when i heard mummy shout ( Archie………bring your new toy and show granny and granaddy what you got..
so me a big strong strapping lad of jwust shevan years old liffffffted up my twactor and dragged it right into the house.
dropping it inside the back door i jumped onto it trrrrrrrrrrrrrr trrrrrrrrrrrr toot toot and drove it from the kitchen right into the living area..
awwwwwwwwww nawwwwwwwwwwwww mummy daddy granny and grandad shouted at the same time..am like what!!!!!!!
what is it…
they even all seemed to point at the same time too..
pointing at the floor behind me…
( loooooooooooooooook what you have done to my new carpets and kitchen floor…
ha ha it looked liked i had ploughed them..mud and dirt and wet gooey stickey stuff everywhere from the tyres.
well that was the end of my twactor and this is also the end of my story thanks for reading and hope to see you soon for more im away to play on my new twactor lol love wittle archie

wittle archies new twactor

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ALLOA, United Kingdom

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