Both your spouse and the kids have been brainwashed into the herd mentality
Concerning getting him house trained
- He is unteachable
His energetic Arctic workout videos make it impossible to keep anything nice in the house
Lawyers fees are mounting as Wally has been labeled “A Mammal of Interest” in a string of seafood burglaries
Your family has learned the bitter lesson to never, no not ever, change the channel when Jacque Cousteau is on.
Next to the dog’s bowl there is a pancake that looks remarkably like Fido.
When Wally lunges into the deep end at a public pool you have the legal responsibility to shout " Tsunami "
Even on the most bitter winter days Wally runs the AC full blast 24/7 .
His root canal and extreme custom crown requires a second mortgage
He looks down his tusks at you and there is no peace because “Every kid needs be on the swim team!!”
Constantly solicited by weight reduction programs in hopes of snapping an “After picture” that says I lost a quarter ton.
Flipper tracks everywhere!!!
You are sick of warm drinks. No exceptions!! — all ice must maintain the berg
Territorial tensions escalate between you and Wally and suddenly his herd shows up. They have tattoos, xxxxxl leather jackets and loud waterproof motorcycles. The leader signals and coldly says, “Blubber him”