I'm Turning My Dog Into a Cat.

I’m turning my dog
into a cat.
What do you
think about that?

I know it won’t
happen in a year.
But it won’t cause me
to shed a tear.

I feed him cat food
yes I do.
And I got a litter box

I’m sure he will
that’s what I’m taught.
Even though
it’s a dog I bought.

You may think
it’s stupid.
I don’t believe in cupid.
I believe in evolution.
It’s the “Scientific Solution”.

Many years in the future,
my grand kids
will say.
“What was my grandfather thinking?
We guess he was drinking.”

I hope this story
hasn’t made you dreary.
I guess I should not have
believed in a theory.

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My attempt to turn a dog into a cat.


dog, cat, evolution, science, belief, theory, bible, god, creation

Paul is an avid nature enthusiast, bible scholar, astronomer, astrophotographer and has been a planetarium operator/lecturer at The Robert J. Novins Planetarium.
Paul’s nature photography includes Wildlife, Atmospheric Optics , Sunsets, the Pine Barrens and various other objects pertaining to hidden beauty found in nature.

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  • Anne Gitto
    Anne Gittoabout 2 years ago

    Excellent read , it address the absurdity of the time we live in. ?

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