Coleman A. Riddle is a hack flash fiction writer who charges by the word. Described by The BS Literary Review as “a Bukowski for the 21st century” some people have even chosen to publish his stories. “Outrageous, funny and sad. Often all at the same time,” crowed It’s All Made Up Zine. “Coleman Riddle will punch you in the face and hold your hand at the same time.”

Coleman always says what he thinks, often when he’s not thinking.

  • Joined: July 2011


Cabin in the Woods

I went to watch the movie Cabin in the Woods. I’d heard rave reviews that promised it to be a “game changer”, “highly original” and a “great horror.” / As the credits rolled at the end I turned and said: “What a crock of $hit”. Seriously it really was. / I seem to be in a minority though. Everyone else raved about it being “high conce…
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