Hey Dude

clone42
Author: clone42
Word Count: 184
browse writing next

Hey dude is a circle
he sits and
he smirkes
he’s a jerk and
he’s single
he twinkles, and I think you’ll find that
he’s not so simple
he’s quite resplendently featured
he’s not beneath being neat
he’s one fucking wierd creature, man
he’s deeper than the depths of the South Pacific Ocean
he’s corny as fuck
he’s a pink bitch, but
he’s fast and
he knows it
he’s a hose pouring random thought
he’s a taught rope covered in chalk
he’s a dork
he’s a baseball bat covered in meat
he’s a freak
he’d be a good feast to a pack of rabid dogs and
he eats meat
he like treats and
he’s cheeky when
he’s naked
he does nothing for days sometimes but
he’s not lazy
he’s just crazed
he’s drives drunk and too fast
he’s a smart ass
he’s Mike
he’s your mate
he’s the dude that you’d hate to love
he is great

Hey Dude

  • Nawroski .

    Nawroski ., 4 months ago

    That be a pretty long list there. Brill! Thanx Andy.

  • clone42

    clone42 in reply to Nawroski .’s comment, 4 months ago

    A friend asked me once – Who the fuck are you, Mike.
    He then ran back up to his apartment to grab something he forgot.
    I grabbed a pen and scribbled this, then gave it to him when he got back.
    He’s gay, and thought I’d fallen for him…
    ...poor buggar.
    When he read it he asked me – Is this about me?
    Poor buggar.

  • Nawroski .

    Nawroski ., 4 months ago

    Life never ceases to amaze! it was all about him and more.

  • Lys .

    Lys ., 4 months ago

    i already hate to love your words.
    you seem real…but theres still something youre keeping to yourself.
    dont let it out.
    i like it.

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    It’s okay cloney… Take a deep breath and come out of the closet now… :-P

  • JenniferB

    JenniferB, 3 months ago

    I promise you that it wont hurt a bit…

    Ciao

    xox

    I still luv u to death

    boo!

  • JaneAParis

    JaneAParis, 3 months ago

    Super writing. Smiles from Jane:-)

  • hudson roper

    hudson roper, 2 months ago

    hey dude. its nick cave here…lol keep up the angst against the tanks. cheers

Add your comment

You need to login or signup to add your comment to this work.

Tags:

rhyme, me, self and narcissist