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How many languages do you speak? HTML? C++? SQL? Java? They’re not exactly French, but they do add a certain je ne sais quoi, to your sex appeal. Ahh, yes. Wear this t-shirt to inform your fellow nightlifers that you’re loaded with multilingual geek factor. Let them come in close and read all of your semi-psuedo-ish-machine-coded humor. It’ll soon let them know you’re on a reconnaissance mission with the objective of procuring a companion for swift recreational procreation. From there on in, the night is 100% unscripted, of course. Get your geek on and make the most of your next night-out.