Up in Smoke
Thirty Two Cartons, 6,400 Cigarettes, £1,920:00
now tell me I’m gonna get Lung Cancer !
I was bored and spent a happy hour setting this up :-)
cough Cough COUGH SPlutter *
shot in my garden, Hackney, London
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss* ♥ 
Olympus E-420
f 4.7
1/60 sec
ISO 100
25 mm
Smoke brushes by Fallin_Stock @ Deviant Art
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wendyL 18 days ago
F-ing brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love Love Love this!!!!!!!! gimmie some of those damn it!
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
of course Babe, you’ll have to come and collect them though !
Thanks Wendy XX
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Ross Spencer 18 days ago
Lol Kriss! You’re gonna get lung cancer! :D Love the concept, very original :))
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
Shhh Ross,
don’t look now but you still have a ribbon on your avatar !
It’s Lung Cancer month this month, ooopss
Thanks mate
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
midzing 18 days ago
lol… love this,,, all you need now is a couple of chocolate chips!!! :))
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
Wait Fags and Chocolate Chips, wendy you are killing me
well it’s you or the fags innit !!
thanks Babe XX
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
RavenSoul 18 days ago
You are amazing the way you think! LOVE this lol
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
you think I thought about this, it’s just a normal day round here
have you got a light ?
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Jeff Burns 18 days ago
LOL OMG!!!
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
you laughing at the fags or the skinny bloke smoking them ?
thanks Jeff
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Irene Burdell 18 days ago
You should have left them in the garden after the shot and used them for a bonfire , before it is too late . x lol
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
I can’t put them on the bonfire Irene !
all that passive smoking !!!
Thank you XX
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
SexyEyes69 18 days ago
LOL!!! brill image Kriss! :) x
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
Got a spare fag Miss ?
Thank you SE XX
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Jen Cannella 18 days ago
hahahaha, too funny!
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
Why thank you Queen of the funnies !
I take that as a huge compliment coming from you Jen X X X X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
-Lilith- 18 days ago
OMG! :-)
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
WHAT ?
are you in shock ?
shall I spark one up for you ?
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
wendyL 18 days ago
I will be there in a jiff! we can catch cancer and take before and after pics! LMFAO!
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
will we be able to see through the smoke to even take pics ?
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
EstherJohnson 18 days ago
This is tooo funny! Cough cough! Has anyone got a light?
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
Er . . . excuse me !
these are mine I tell you !
buy your own
Thank you Esther X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
rubyjo 18 days ago
OMG!!! LOLOLOL
you’re Keefing or Toming, or actually both!
Seriously, you look like someone about to go into DT’s!
Damn man, all for a cigarette
all right i’ll tell you, you’re gonna get lung cancer
and all that money you spent on cigs, you could have taken a vacation (to a detox center)
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
you know what, I wonder if the shop will take them back, suddenly a Detox Centre sounds Cough like A cough good idea !
COUGH
Splutter
Detox Centre now !
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Larry Llewellyn 18 days ago
You know Jeff, it’s scary, yet, the reality is there, a really strong drug.
I lost my wife in ‘06 to cigs, she said they were her friends. 2 hours before her operation, we had an argument over her smoking. The doc’s said if she could stop for two days prior to the operation she would have a 30% chance; she never made it off the table…. I’ve had two stents implanted. I’ve never smoked, My Mom did, my first wife did… I’m hanging in there… Life is precious… All the best to you…..... , each of us has our own way of seeing into your image…..Thanks for sharing….
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
Thank you Larry
I feel for your loss,
it is always a tragedy when we lose someone we love,
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
billyboy 18 days ago
Wow dude… that was just in one day?
And just how many Belgian beers you need to smoke that many??
Don`t move a thing… I`m bringin the Stella!!
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
Bugger I knew I forgot something, I couldn’t see the beer fridsge for all the smoke, hurry up willya Billy, I gagging for a drink after all them fags !
Thank you mate :-)
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Shelly Hiebert 18 days ago
Oh dear…....that’s a lot of shmokes! Great set up and processing Kriss :)
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
OH dear is right I’m feeling very lightheaded now LOL
thanks Shelly X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
wendyL 18 days ago
and if we can’t, we will bribe another smoker with ciggs to capture the transformation for us! LOL ok….....This is getting sinister and freaking hilarious!
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
it would have to be a smoker I don’t think a NON smoker would come near us !
XX
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
AmandaH 18 days ago
LMAO …
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
I’d laugh as well
if i had the breath left to do so :-)
thanks Amanda X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
wendyL 18 days ago
not unless we forced them by gunpoint, or a jar of anthrax…........LMFAO! ok…that was bad!
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
Anthrax Hmmm yep that’s bad . .
that will make ‘em do it though, so it’s good LOL
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
clarkey 18 days ago
You look like you’re freezing, Chris. Crazy, mad idea. Yeah, you couldn’ve gone to a Detox center, or you could’ve just gone a holiday! One of these dyas, I’ll give up . . . maybe. I’d simply spend the money on something else
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
it wasn’t cold as I took this, but an hour of being nekkid in the garden on a chilly autmun day was getting to me a bit
I think I’ll skip a couple of packs and buy a decent Mic !!
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
DoreenPhillips 18 days ago
Eh Do You shave your Legs?????...............LOL….....X
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
never been hairy, Thankfully !!
them ain’t shaving nicks in my legs, it from where I keep walking into things coz Smoke gets in your Eyes LOL
thanks SFD XX
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Laurie Search 18 days ago
LOL, you are just too funny!!!! Made me smile! :)
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
Glad to bring a smile to your lovely face Laurie
Hmmm just funny Huh :-)
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Berns 18 days ago
Lol, shoud a paid me a visit in Spain, they´re only 32euro for ten packs, 1 carton. hilarious :)
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
Dammitt I could have saved enough for the Detox Centre trip !
why didn’t you tell me earlier ?
Thanks Berns X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
tomboypete 18 days ago
good on ya mate, marlboro was my first ciggy at age 11, if your from london , who needs a kilt? lol
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
Ha Ha thanks Tomboy
gotta love the Marly’s innit ?
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Lynette1 18 days ago
You are so funny – love the image – and you look frozen!!!!! I was amazed at the cost of them!
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
I know you buy one pack £6:00, expensive, but not such a big deal, but when you see this many and realise the cost !!
I’m going to spain next time I stock up, ( see Berns reply above )
it was getting a bit chilly in the end,
note strategic placement of packs :-)
Thanks Lynette X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Anthea Slade 18 days ago
Awesome content, composition and message Kriss. Brilliant work my friend.
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
there’s a message ?
oh yeah I remember now
these are mine so keep your mitts off !
Thanks so much Anthea X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
skinnyman 18 days ago
You will be missed Kriss lol
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
what can’t you see me through the smoke ?
thanks Skinny
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Reynaldo 18 days ago
do don’t always die from cancer sometimes you just get a hole in your throst have you seen thay commerical cheers kriss
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
I’m not gonna die from Cancer, i’ll die of cold if I try this shot again Brrrr
many thanks Reynaldo
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
clarkey 18 days ago
Well, that’s generally what happens when you prancing around in a state of dèshabile (I think that’s how you spell it?) and you are heading for Winter, just like we’re heading for Summer.
A better mic sounds like a good idea . . .or, maybe, a better brand of duct tape????
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
Please DUCT TAPE and I was Nekkid or as you put it Deshabile’d, ouch !
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
ForestGirl 18 days ago
LMFAO! Auditioning for the next Marlboro Man are you?!?
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
if I last that long ! ! !
thanks Lisa XX
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
clarkey 18 days ago
LMFAO!
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
keep laughing !
the skirt will fit
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
clarkey 18 days ago
Yeah, when I hit 80 . . . maybe. And we both know how many years that’s gonna take! Cheeky sod.
Btw, love your new Av.
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
let me see now 80 Minus . . . er actually I don’t think I’ll do that sum
I might get SUMthing I don’t want !
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
clarkey 18 days ago
Lol, just as well it’s not me who’s on their way to their bed!
Mel Brackstone 18 days ago
Far OUT, Kriss!!!!!!!!
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
I’m along way out there now Mel, very light headed after an hour of that LOL
thanks babe X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Tracey Mac 18 days ago
Omfg….........you crack me up…......and yeah, all you need is a horse (if it stays alive long enough) and you COULD be the next Marlboro Man!!
Hahaha….....love how you’re reaching for another ciggy with one hangin out yer gob!! I can’t stop laughing!
Maybe I should give the cigs up now after seeing this!
Still roflmfao!
:D
(This should be your avatar methinks)
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
thewre’s actually two in my gob LOL
Marlboro Man, Horse Hmmm
Thanks Tracey X X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Tracey Mac 18 days ago
Now there’s a thought! ;)
x
CLiPiCs replied 18 days ago
Kim McClain 18 days ago
CLiPiCs replied 17 days ago
wow
Kim thank you so much X X X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
James Leader 17 days ago
Marlboro? Jeez, man, have you no taste???
Good image.
CLiPiCs replied 17 days ago
not any more the smoking has killed my taste buds !

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James Leader 17 days ago
Killed mine, too. I still haven’t got them all back – I quit 6 years ago!
CLiPiCs replied 17 days ago
Oh no !
a “Born Again” NON Smoker !
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
James Leader 17 days ago
Oh yes. It’s a badbadbadbad habbit!
CLiPiCs replied 17 days ago
now, now James, I think youi’re getting a little edgy
need a ciggie to calm your nerves ??
:-)
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
James Leader 17 days ago
Haven’t needed one or wanted one for 6 years, my friend. :)
CLiPiCs replied 17 days ago
Seems to me you have a fascination for this subject !
you sure you don’t wanna spark one up ??
I have a spare one, or three LOL
:-)
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Junior Mclean 17 days ago
Dam, you got balls!! You survived this?
CLiPiCs replied 17 days ago
I’ve got balls ?
I thought had the packs in the right place . . oh well
I’m still talking and walking so I guess I survived
have you got a light, Junior :-)
thanks mate
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
James Leader 17 days ago
My only fascination with the subject is to tell people how bad for them it is. BAD!!! Bad. Stop doing it. Bleh. Stinky.
CLiPiCs replied 17 days ago
I’ll give in on the stinky bit,
but if you care to light one up with me, we’ll both smell the same !
:-)
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Songmistress 17 days ago
(walks in naked and breaks up the silly Englishmen). Corners, Gentlemen.
Very cool pic, Kriss. Although, I have to agree with Jamie, about the stinkiness and overall badness. I’m such an addictive person that if it hadn’t been for me religiously protecting my contralto voice, I probably would have ended up smoking. And, since I neither fear death nor really care about my health… but, I do care about my voice, and secondhand smoke would be worse for that than me smoking myself… so, I have to admit I’m really happy that Jamie quit…even though I would have fell just as hard for him if he hadn’t stopped smoking right before we got together. I would have just had to learn to deal with it.
Did someone say balls?
Now, balls I like!
CLiPiCs replied 17 days ago
somebody say naked !
I’m addicted to that LOL
what is it with balls, I placed all the packs really carefully ?
thanks Song X X X
comes into middle of room with hand extended towards . . . James
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Isa Rodriguez 17 days ago
lmao.. you look good in red white and blue.. omg… this is brilliant
CLiPiCs replied 17 days ago
very patriotic Huh ?
I’m doing it for my country, not coz I like smoking :-)
thanks Isababe
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Cassidy JK (Ra... 17 days ago
Dude, do you ever wear clothing, or do you save the money for cigarettes? LOL. Awesome pic!
CLiPiCs replied 17 days ago
dammitt my secret’s out !
actually it prevents burn holes in my trousers !
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Songmistress 17 days ago
Clothing is highly overrated. And, don’t make Jamie drop the camera with that hand, Kriss. ;)
CLiPiCs replied 17 days ago
now that’s the last thing I would do,
the compensation would cut intomy smoking :-)
clothing is for wimps LOL
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Nancy Chambers 17 days ago
Love it!!! I haven’t had a cig in 26 years but now I want one…LOL…just kidding. Very creative Kriss. :)
CLiPiCs replied 17 days ago
you ain’t getting one they are ALL mine I tell you
LOL
thanks Nancy X X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
candycat 17 days ago
This is great, felt like doing this many times except it’s roll ups. x
CLiPiCs replied 16 days ago
I haven’t got the patience for Roll Ups
I NEED a fag . . . NOW !
Thanks so much Cat X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
roybarry 16 days ago
I’m on my way!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLiPiCs replied 16 days ago
don’t forget the Vodka !
thanks Roy
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
roybarry 16 days ago
Will be bringing spiced rum and JD-hope this is OK?
CLiPiCs replied 16 days ago
Hmmm . . . doubt my tastaebuds could tell the difference anyway
Alcohol . . . OK deal !
:-)
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
luanda 15 days ago
ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!!! Instant fav!
CLiPiCs replied 15 days ago
Wanna fag ?
Grazie Bella X X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Scott d'Almeida 15 days ago
brilliant
CLiPiCs replied 15 days ago
Thanks so much Scott
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Jo Hoden "C'... 14 days ago
lol….. got a lighter?
CLiPiCs replied 14 days ago
a couple !
you need to borrow one ?
you have to be here to do that :-)
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Carrie Gardner 13 days ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha breath hahahahahahahahaha breath hahahahahahahaha Love it :-D
CLiPiCs replied 13 days ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha breath hahahahahahahahaha breath hahahahahahahaha, cough, cough, splutter, Hahahahahahahahahahahaha breath hahahahahahahahaha breath hahahahahahahaha Cough
thank you Carrie X
glad it made you laugh, just not too hard OK :-)
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Tracey Mac 13 days ago
I needed a smile, so I came back and had another good laugh…......you crazy bastard, this is so f**king funny!!!! :)))
CLiPiCs replied 13 days ago
if anybody else called me a crazy bastard I’d be offended
but I know it’s a compliment
I think ?
LYT
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Tracey Mac 13 days ago
Def a compliment ;)
LYTT
CLiPiCs replied 13 days ago
LYTT
TCB
JamieLA 13 days ago
Holy shit.. Haha. This is funny
Dang you now I want one ;)
CLiPiCs replied 13 days ago
I think I can spare one for you Jamie LOL
thanks X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Karirose 13 days ago
Ewe!!! NON-Menthol??? Not a fan of Marlboro, but love the smoke effect in the pic. Hope the emphysema is held at bay! ;)
CLiPiCs replied 13 days ago
Cough, Emphysema Cough what does that Cough do ?
menthol ?
get a packet of mints !
thank you Kari X X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Cassidy JK (Ra... 13 days ago
Congratulations. This is being featured in the Anger Management Group.
~ Rubyjo and Cassidy ~
CLiPiCs replied 12 days ago
Aww thanks Cassidy :-)
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
madworld 12 days ago
he heh, and then you have the lung cancer ribbon, well done Kriss, you never fail to disapoint or give me a laugh.xx
CLiPiCs replied 12 days ago
hey it’s my mission in life to never disappoint
but can you hold off on the laughing when I’m naked !
Thanks MW X X X
fancy a Marlboro ?
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
madworld 12 days ago
Ya why not, gotta die of summit lol. Oh to be in that room lol lol. tonys given up :(
CLiPiCs replied 11 days ago
it ain’t gonna be the ciggies that get me, I’ll die of cold or set fire to myself . . . hey now there’s an idea for a shoot . . . BRB
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
tomboypete 12 days ago
had to have another look, you have my type of humour.
CLiPiCs replied 11 days ago
OH no you don’t . . it’s my humour so give it back !
:-)
thanks TBP
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
rodeorose 12 days ago
Totally crazy work…love this!
CLiPiCs replied 11 days ago
who you calling crazy ?
that’s it you’ve hurt my feelings
now I need a fag, anyone got a light ?
thanks Rose
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Colleen Milburn 11 days ago
LOL! Brilliant… cough, cough (and I’m a smoker!)
CLiPiCs replied 11 days ago
thank you Colleen
you should give up you know it’s not good for you
and there’d be more for me then . . . Muwahahahahahah
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
jenniferlove 10 days ago
lol nice one mate!
CLiPiCs replied 10 days ago
:-)
Thank you Jennifer, you wanna spark one up ?
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
Ainsley Kellar 9 days ago
Great shot! I’m struck by the almost frantic look on your face. Very original, eye-catching image!
CLiPiCs replied 9 days ago
FRANTIC ?
I was gagging for a smoke :-)
thanks Ainsley X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥
taiche 4 days ago
Sorry to hear you froze to death ...lolGreat image ;-)
CLiPiCs replied 4 days ago
and I was told that ciggies would kill me ! !
Thanks Taiche X
Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss ♥