Mr Green and the Houses of Misaccountancy
Is it me or has any one else noticed that just as this mess of MP’s expenses started to be revealed, a certain redbubble member, a MR Jamie Green , the Lard of the Lakes and ODG’s own answer to Cacofonix, goes missing?
From Redbubble in the Lakes, back to Mr Smith in his castle, moat funded under the present rules, for his comment on if his claim for his recent macro lens came under the spirit of claiming for expenses..
Only one local MP was found to be in the clear, Linda of the sheepfold as they found she was incapable of cooking anything ;)
latest joke going round on this..Dan Brown is sitting in his agents office and his agent says, ” Look Dan, the publishers just don’t think your new book is believable enough and is too much of a fantasy, so they are declining their option on your new book, “The Honest Politician”
Claims form anyone?
Lindamell
At the present time all I can add is no comment ;) lol
clickinhistory replied
Typical MP lol
J.K. York
i need a bail-out, stimulus, rebate, lottery win and for Robert Langdon to find where all that money goes once it leaves my paycheck.
cheers from a cynic of all so called public servants.
clickinhistory replied
have you tried quantitative easing?
richardseah
Over here in SINgapore, our politicians are all very honest and there is no need for them to make excessive claims because they already get paid excessive salaries. The Prime Minister gets paid US$2.xx million a year, which someone calculated was equivalent to the salaries of the leaders of SEVEN of the world’s top economies, ie US, UK, France, Germany, Japan etc. Even senior civil servants get paid more than Barrack Obama.
The reason for such salaries is to attract top talent into government and “to prevent corruption”.
So yes, Sir, they are all very honest.
They even make honest mistakes by allowing a top terrorist to escape from detention by jumping out the toilet window. And one year after the escape, the Home Affairs made the honest analysis – which was considered so brilliant it got front page newspaper coverage – that the terrorist, Mas Selemat, “is either in Singapore or not in Singapore”.
Now, on April 1, lol, the guy finally got caught in Malaysia and these world class politicians say the Malaysian Security Forces had caught him based on “a tip off from Singapore”.
Kindly invite Dan Brown to SINgapore. Here, he needs to sell maybe just 100+ books to get onto the best-sellers list (well, not #1 but still on the list.) I know this because I used to ghost write for an a**O who honestly proclaimed himself to be a “best selling author”.
Lots of honest people here in SINgapore :-)
clickinhistory replied
lol wonderfully tongue in cheek Richard
Smudger
oh no – I resign forthwith!!
clickinhistory replied
does that mean returning the lens to the voting public? :)
J.K. York
quantitative easing…. hmmm… i don’t want to risk a severe case of hyperinflation my friend.
clickinhistory replied
well with all the extra printed money, you could buy a lot of camera equipment