If I met God...
I would ask him why he never blessed me with the power to be in more than one place at a time.
He would be drilled on why true love seems so hard to find… and when it appears, why are we humans too blind to see it?
I would ask him why the term ‘soul mate’ was invented.
If I met God I would like to know why people say the world is small place and yet for me everything I really want seems to be so far away.
I would ask him why following your heart is such a burden and being trapped in the mind such a pain!
When I meet God I will ask him why the price of pleasure involves another’s agony.
One day I will meet God.
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I hope this journal shoots into cyber space and one of those hollywood angels gets it and arrives at my door to share some wisdom. I don’t seem to be having that much luck figuring this out on my own.
mistertrooth
if you (or anyone else) met god, i suspect god would say “What are you talking about – we’ve met plenty of times – you just didn’t recognise me … i was that sunset you gasped at yesterday, i was the way you laughed when your baby threw up on your shoulder this morning … maybe you’ll spot me me more often now – and you can your questions one at a time…”
Carmen Cilliers replied
I do see him in those things but then I’m so awe struck I forget what I was going to say ;)
Carmen Cilliers replied
I read a book once called ‘God On A Harley’ – that helped! :P
mistertrooth
i get ya :)
theyellowfury
Gods have their own lives to lead too, and cannot be forever answering prayers
That’s what I think
Carmen Cilliers replied
I’m not asking a prayer! I’m telling him what he is in for when I meet him… then I’m going to ask him to give me another shot at doing it all again with my new knowledge :P
mistertrooth
Lol … i loved Bruce Almighty. Have to say i don’t believe in God as it’s handed down to us by christianity … i think we’re cells in the body of the supreme whateveritis. No bearded old fellas for me.
Carmen Cilliers replied
I suddenly have a hankering to go belt out Nick’s God is in the house and do some painting. I still have about 16 to go before I can start considering this series as going somewhere.
Carmen Cilliers
I sort of believe that too… and God is too big for one religion. I just feel wanky always refering to the big bang, creator, supreme being, the dude in heaven and decided to revert back to GOD. Nice and simple. ;)
theyellowfury
Or would you be running for the fig leaves due to your previously forbidden knowledge?
Carmen Cilliers replied
mmm – i think you are too clever for me. i am going to go paint before god intervenes and asks me (before my time) why i wasted so much time when the answers where all there already… in my superconscious!
mistertrooth
I like apples. Figs – i can take ‘em or leave ‘em. Adam and Eve only wore those things coz underwear is sexier than total nudity, and they suddenly wanted to look as hot as possible to each other – AND they had realised it was more fun to have something to take off…..
Carmen Cilliers replied
Ps – see below… and I’m talking ‘averages’ not the exceptions
Carmen Cilliers
Total nudity is pretty gross when you look at the current state of affairs in the human race :(
theyellowfury
That’s where it is yeah :) God it is then.
Carmen Cilliers replied
Cest La Vie or whatever they say. I never did french but I’m sure that is a nice way of saying I’m outta here. Got a board meeting happening in five minutes, Superconscious, God, Canvas and me. See – told you I’m small – the only one without a capital! Lovely to chat to you fellas :))
Pip Gerard
I see you have your questions ready for the when the tickets arrive :D
Carmen Cilliers replied
ps – your bloody t shirt inspired me, this all came after the fact :)
Carmen Cilliers
LOL – I do – make sure you do too, maybe if there are two of us we will have stronger buying power if we decide we want to negotiate tickets back, maybe as angels or something :)
Pip Gerard
:)
eon man
God I think is an IT. A Blend of Male and Female Energy So I talk to IT as an IT. Well it invented two sexes, As above so below and all. I like what you want to tell IT ” – ))
Carmen Cilliers replied
No I think that he is a he – that’s why he didn’t think everything through before he said ‘it was done’ or whatever he said when he took the seventh day off. ;)
eon man
So Why if its a Male, did it Make woman? ” – )) Its an IT Energy, But it was smART enough to create woman so its not all bad ” – )))
Carmen Cilliers replied
Hey now..stop right there! I never said he is bad. I never said man is bad. And if it was male… of COURSE he made women… man can not live without woman! Yes it is certainly an energy, a force to be reconed with… and my god, as I suddenly type that I realize, how can something as simple as energy make us pay for sin. It is simply energy. A catalyst at most. Mmm, you have given me food for thought eon man!
dogbreath
God is too angry to answer your questions… He is angry that man has replaced him with churches and religions.. Perhaps, if you go into your yard and ask him your questions through interpretive dance… he may answer you.
Carmen Cilliers
I did that and he laughed at me… so I realized he wanted me to be more modern… so I writ here. He says I should do what I always do… be a dickhead and wait. He says I’m not first in line.
Carmen Cilliers
God is too angry to answer your questions – I quote you on this… you offended me, you not my friend no more dancing bear gun no sun!
dogbreath
huh?
catherine walker
so good ..well done..yes I would ask him a few questions myself..hha!
xxxoooo
Mark Peterson
If I met God I would ask Him or Her ( why is the religious image male? anyways maybe God is a female who is anyone to say if indeed there is a God, perhaps just an entity) why we are all so different yet all the same, but choose to believe we are not? I have so many questions like why do some starve and others do not…why we kill each other and fight amongst our own kind…why perspective isn’t a universal thing, and he or she doesn’t stop our self destruction? If I met God I would be really pist at first and ask why the destruction to start over in the great creation. hmmm perhaps even God isn’t perfect…imagine that even God nor perfect…
izzybeth
I really would love to have lunch with Him too… Some day I am sure!!!
madvlad
to talk about god,like smoke,disapates the the mass of the core,i am who am,simple,no putting in man,s box, you go out and make a tree, then i,ll hear your box making,of god,s face, just be happy you were invited to the show,sit in your seat,watch the movie eat the popcorn, drink the drink,trust me,you,ll feel better,just knowing, your a part of the whole, mystery,be happy your loved by you,and your sender,,,we all die,so love this second, of loves and pains,i just had my heart broken,and it was fun to know i could still care,,too bad she didn,t see how wonderful i am,,i do, and your wondeful too—all of us are, we just not know it,or worst feel it, so we go off to wars killing pain, pax
Carmen Cilliers replied
Hey, I wasn’t meaning disrespect to him!
madvlad
i know that haha-
-each of us are free to see as we see,my self, i have my own god feeling,but itis my feeling only-i could not live without my little little faith or would want too-but it mine—you have yours too-it your right too-there are some platittudes that are right-we eat what we grow-we live by what we beleive-etc etcand only we feel out pains you can,t disrespect god, only your self,and you have not done this hugzCarmen Cilliers replied
Youre a honey Walt – sure you don’t have wings tucked in that tee of yours… seems like you may be able to answer some of my questions ;)
Julie Langford
I don’t do the whole God scene, but I dont quite do the Life is a bitch and then you die thing either.
I think life is what you make it, and on those hard or difficult days, I look for one thing to smile about. If I find one, then it’s not as bad as I thought :)
Carmen Cilliers replied
:) True
Julie Langford
ps – forgot to add, that is one very intense piece of creative writing, you’re a natural writer :)
Carmen Cilliers replied
Sheesh really – people been saying that to me but I don’t rate myself as a writer at all! But I do have a fair bit going on in the noggin… every now and then it pops out at the end of a pen. Thanks Jules :)