Man Explodes in Art Gallery
Suddenly the man who’d walked into the gallery exploded. Luckily there was a posh art student walking past with a blank canvas, which caught the whole thing. The piece later went on to sell for $22,000,000. The man’s family received nothing. The posh art student was later found dead, having been beaten to death by a man with a bag of frozen meat. The police described the attacker as ironic. The search continues.
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Craig I was the purchaser of the piece and it now hangs in my lounge. It smells a bit when it’s warm but hey that’s a small price to pay for an original. I’m thinking of installing air conditioning to alleviate the situation but maybe that’s a bit over the top for the North East of Scotland and I hate to waste money. What would your advice be?
Install it anyway. You never know when you may pick up more unusual art.