Years and years ago, I was helping my boyfriend lay carpeting at this older man’s home, he was an avid hunter and fisherman.

I asked him this question and without hesitation, without thinking about it or blinking an eye, that is the answer he gave me. I’ve loved it, he was a neat guy. I’ve remembered this saying and have used it on many artsy projects ever since, painting it on wooden signs, using it on greeting cards and such, it’s just so good.

I’ve made up some more silly fishing questions.

When do you catch fish?
When you go fishing.

What kind of fish do you fish for?
The fishy kind.
The kind that I catch.
The hungry ones.
The ones that love worms.