WARNING DO NOT READ IF YOU FIND G.L (girl’s love) OFFENSIVE
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ……………………..

Hi my name is Ashley and this is my 3nd month looking after Snow White

Yer l know Prince Charming was meant to have came
and given her true loves first kiss century’s ago but
instead he ran off with the cooks daughter.
As the seven dwarf’s starting to get old
they feared what would happen to Snow White
once they were no longer around to look after her
So they hired a near-by family to look after her until
the prince was reincarnated and could give her
true loves first kiss.
No one believed that it would take century’s
(Good thing the dwarf’s were rich).

So for century’s it has been my family’s job to
look after Snow White and now it’s mine.
l bet you think that all the job is, is sitting on your
butt just watching her.
l wish, it’s a lot more than that believe me .
Not only is there the cottage to keep clean,
the garden needs to be look after,
the glass coffin has to be kept clean.
The bedding needs to be changed, she needs sponge
baths ect. You get the picture . It’s a full time job.
(Good thing it still pay’s so well).

l must say here and now that im in love with Snow White
l fell for her the first time l saw her.
That shiny black hair, that pale skin and those full
blood red lips (just waiting to be kissed).
Sometimes l spend hours just looking at her
lips dreaming about what it would be like to kiss
them just once.
l have almost kissed her a number of times but then
l snap out of it and remind myself that it’s not my
place “No that’s for Prince Charming to do” l sign sadly.

A few nights ago l was feeling very lonely and sorry for myself so l decided what the hell “It’s not like anything is going to happen. Im not bloody Prince Charming am l” l said sarcastically.
So l careful removed the glass coffin lid and placed it on the floor.
l nervously licked my lips before placing them softly upon her’s.
Next thing l know a pair of arms are wrapped around my neck
pulling my lips harder against her’s.
l gasped in surprise for a split second and then l let myself
get lost in the kiss.

After a few minutes we parted and l open my eyes.
She had a look of pure horror on her face.
She raised one of her hands and slapped me in the face
and screamed “Your not Prince Charming, how dare you kiss me”
l was still in shock by the fact that she was awake when she
slapped me.
“That wasn’t meant to happen, what the hell is she doing awake” l muttered stupidly to myself .

to be continued ……….