If you ever make it past the Pegasus Galaxy,
You just might run into an alien race called
Peye-lates.. it is rumored they invented an exercise form in use today by humans. The spelling of the exercise has been changed but phonetically it’s pretty much the same.
The trouble with meeting a Peye-late is that you are never sure if you are talking to its front side or backside. They really resemble a pink blob with lots of appendages coming out in all directions and an eyeball at the end of each.
A word of advice, "Don’t ever try to sneak something past a Peye-late because it can see every move made from every direction at the same time. And who knows for punishment, they just might make you do a solid hour of ‘pilates’.