ROAD RAGE

Cathryn Swanson
Author: Cathryn Swanson
Word Count: 115
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ROAD RAGE

Inspired by an ad on the telly.

Slow cars
Busy highways
Car blinkers OFF
When moving sideways
Everyday I go insane
When driving next to
SHIT FOR BRAINS!
Why can’t you be considerate?
Get off the road, you IDIOT!
Avoiding mums in 4 wheel drives
Old bags with thier blinding eyes
Hateful words bounce from my lips
With temper tantrum yelling slips
Here comes that twinge back in my neck
I’m a road rage psycho angry wreck
When in my car my brain goes hazy
Incompetence will make you crazy
Thank goodness we are finally here
Give me a kiss, I love you dear
Remember to abide my rule
Be fair and nice in play at school

By C.Swanson

  • demon

    demon

    lmao…this is gooooood chanel. Just how it is too, Love the way it ends…:)))

  • Cathryn Swanson

    Cathryn Swanson

    Thanks demon :)

  • HeidiD

    HeidiD

    Brilliant!! So familiar!

  • Danny

    Danny

    Yes
    welcome back

  • Cathryn Swanson

    Cathryn Swanson

    Thanks Heidi :)
    Yep, slowly getting them back up, thanks Danny.

  • loramae

    loramae

    Oh Lord…you just described my twin girls…lol…love your humor…the world needs more writing,,,just like this Chanel!

  • Cathryn Swanson replied

    Hi Loramae:) Great to see your cheerful face on my work again.
    Glad you enjoyed this, thanks for your comments.

  • Wendy  Slee

    Wendy Slee

    you got it…..do as I say, don’t do as I do!!
    I totally relate to this….
    ( still trying to do the “breeeeathe” thing…...when driving….mind you, I think I am heading into the “old bag” era and probably conjure up road rage in others he he he)

  • Cathryn Swanson replied

    Hehe, actually, I think we all have these moments sometimes!!

  • LordDannyl

    LordDannyl

    lol this seems oddly familiar of memories of my mum giving me a lift to school XD brilliant work

  • Cathryn Swanson replied

    Yes, haha, many can relate.
    Thanks again LordDannyl :)

  • Mel Brackstone

    Mel Brackstone

    Good grief, have you been hiding in my car?????

    LOL!!! Love it!

  • Epazia Espino

    Epazia Espino

    i love how you made this build and how it works visually as well as virbually!

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