Mrs Thomas had a moustache
At the local corner dairy
Where she lived with Mr Thomas
Who was equally face hairy
Mrs Thomas had a moustache
And she wore it rather proud
While she scooped up double ice creams
To a young and eager crowd
Mrs Thomas had a moustache
We all loved her that’s for sure
Her face hair soon forgotten
As we licked
Out through the door
Although,
Mrs Thomas had a moustache
And there was this one occasion
When I found some of her moustache
In my choc mint, rum and raisin!
Danny
I’m reporting this for being too funny
Chanel2 replied
I can live with that! :0)
Anne van Alkemade
eeewwwwwwwwww
Chanel2 replied
I know…hehe!
niggle
LOL that dairy was called Thomas’s Dairy, I remember her moustache, that dairy had everything, lol
Chanel2 replied
It sure did!
Genevieve Robey
ha! very good : )
Chanel2 replied
Thank you genrobey :)
Basant
hello every one
Chanel2 replied
Hello
pillipala
lol
an awesome poem :)
love it!
Chanel2 replied
Thanks pillipala
Cathie Tranent
On behalf of moustachioed women everywhere, I approve.
Chanel2 replied
Glad to hear it C1 :))
Thank you.
Basant
chaahat desh se aane waale….........
Chanel2 replied
Do you need some water?
Tom Douce
Lol great!
Chanel2 replied
Thanks Tom :)
nnimus3
WICKED! Reminds me of the un-woman that ran my local dairy in Happy Valley all those months ago.
ooh it’s nice to have some light relief.
Chanel2 replied
Did she make the best ice creams too? :0)
Thank you nnimus3.
Lisa Jewell
hehe this is really quirky and cool xx
Chanel2 replied
Glad you enjoyed. Thank you Lisa
xx
lilyspirit
Hello everybody..
Chanel2 replied
Hello…
Clare Dolan
this made me smile (:
Chanel2 replied
Happy to read it did.
Thank you.
ArcadiaTempest
I loved this…..it is such ditty with wit and a curl of bite as well. Makes ya smile this one does :)))
Chanel2 replied
Thank you Karen Sue, always glad to write something that makes someone smile :))
KazM
Wonderful Word Weaving
Chanel2 replied
Thank you KazM :)
script
clever! I love it..
Chanel2 replied
I’m pleased you did!
Thank You :)
3XEternity
Wow…omg I hope it isn’t true about it bein in your ice-cream :)
Chanel2 replied
Haha, well…no…but I’m sure if it happened, I would have just flicked er off and carried on, we are talking about ice cream right!
Sherry Hunt
Too cute, and sort of gross at the same time!! hahaha!! Made me smile!!!
Chanel2 replied
So glad it did! Thank you Sherry.
Duffer
Thank you. Reading your poem made my day :)
Chanel2 replied
Thank you for reading Duffer :)
Lawford
Hello every one.
Sorry. That’s been done I see.
As a sign of endearment you often pat or touch someone’s hair. But when you find it on the soap or in your food you practically retch.
This is …ummm… good?
Chanel2 replied
Haha, so it has!
Thanks Lawford.
Sally Omar
OMG, the lady in the deli when I was a child had a moustache…this poem is so very funny!!!
Definite FAV…I Love it!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo
Chanel2 replied
So glad you enjoyed Sally, thank you :0)
Epazia Espino
did you grow up in my town by any chance?
Chanel2 replied
Haha, it seems, Mrs Thomas is a world traveller :))
Paul Morley
Yuk! Made me squirm. Very funny though.
Chanel2 replied
Haha, thank you Paul :0)
LittleDeath
so cute! reminds me of shel silverstein ;)
Chanel2 replied
That’s such a great compliment!
Thank you LittleDeath.
wigs
OMG….was not expecting that last verse….made me squirm,
very funny though, you had me smiling til the last verse….
Chanel2 replied
Hehe, smiling is what it’s all about :))
Thanks for that wigs.
tracyxkeema
brilliant! x
PurpleKrazy
Love it.
OriginallyChris
HAHA! =]
Chanel2
Thanks so much everyone :)
Cassey
OMG HAHAHAHAHA. This is soooooo awesome!
ZacharyHS
Hahaaha. This is legendary, great work =D
Chanel2
Thank you all :))
papayas
Mrs Thomas, are you scary?
Chanel2 replied
No, Mrs Thomas is lovely!
mplummer09
This is so funny and inspiring I hope you write back
Chanel2 replied
Thank you for enjoying mplummer09 :)
ripinamberlost
bwahahaha thats awesome =D
Chanel2 replied
Haha, thank you ripinamberiost.
chugginrail
that s funny…*;)
Chanel2 replied
Thanks chugginrail :)
sunsette15
I love how the words just roll off your tongue and rhymes reaslly well. A very well thought out piece of work.
Chanel2 replied
Thank you for your kind words sunsette15, much appreciated.
CDeblin
Ah yes…....can empathize with Mrs Thomas AND sympathize with ‘I’!
Great sense of humour – PLEASE DON’T GET RID OF IT – for the world’s sake & everyone here!
Chanel2 replied
No worries CDeblin, I can’t get rid of something that is a big part of me :)
Thank you for reading and for your comment.