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Mrs Thomas had a Moustache

Mrs Thomas had a moustache
At the local corner dairy
Where she lived with Mr Thomas
Who was equally face hairy

Mrs Thomas had a moustache
And she wore it rather proud
While she scooped up double ice creams
To a young and eager crowd

Mrs Thomas had a moustache
We all loved her that’s for sure
Her face hair soon forgotten
As we licked
Out through the door


Mrs Thomas had a moustache
And there was this one occasion
When I found some of her moustache
In my choc mint, rum and raisin!

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We love you Mrs Thomas




  • Danny
    Dannyalmost 6 years ago

    I’m reporting this for being too funny

  • I can live with that! :0)

    – Cathryn Swanson

  • Anne van Alkemade
    Anne van Alkemadealmost 6 years ago


  • I know…hehe!

    – Cathryn Swanson

  • niggle
    nigglealmost 6 years ago

    LOL that dairy was called Thomas’s Dairy, I remember her moustache, that dairy had everything, lol

  • It sure did!

    – Cathryn Swanson

  • Genevieve Robey
    Genevieve Robeyalmost 6 years ago

    ha! very good : )

  • Basant
    Basantalmost 6 years ago

    hello every one

  • Hello

    – Cathryn Swanson

  • pillipala
    pillipalaalmost 6 years ago

    an awesome poem :)
    love it!

  • Cathie Tranent
    Cathie Tranentalmost 6 years ago

    On behalf of moustachioed women everywhere, I approve.

  • Glad to hear it C1 :))
    Thank you.

    – Cathryn Swanson

  • Basant
    Basantalmost 6 years ago

    chaahat desh se aane waale…………

  • Do you need some water?

    – Cathryn Swanson

  • Tom Douce
    Tom Doucealmost 6 years ago

    Lol great!

  • nnimus3
    nnimus3almost 6 years ago

    WICKED! Reminds me of the un-woman that ran my local dairy in Happy Valley all those months ago.

    ooh it’s nice to have some light relief.

  • Did she make the best ice creams too? :0)
    Thank you nnimus3.

    – Cathryn Swanson

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