Peter was a Dancer
Having a laugh with girlfriends on the weekend tweaked this memory.
For the latest ARSE competition.
Peter was a dancer
A Polynesian hottie
He’d thrust his hips
High in the air
Showing off his bottie
Yes, Peter was a dancer
The girls down front would scream
Making him more confident
In what he thought they’d seen
But, you see
Peter’s eager dancing
And grass skirt flying high
Showed undies that were light blue
A soft shade like the sky
And, Peter with his dancing
Gave a grand display
That the skid marks in the carpark
Weren’t
The only ones that day.
deliriousgirl
HAAAAA!!!! And ya say his name was Peter??? I think I used to date him.
Cathryn Swanson replied
Hahaha!!
Well, I guess many can lay claim to this. But ya’d think he would have paid special atttention if he was gonna be showing it off!LOL.
Anne van Alkemade
hahahahahahaha
hehehehehehehe
that is hilarious.
niggle
LOL this is quite funny, Cath, didn’t want to imagine, but you made me, Yukkkkk
Cathryn Swanson replied
Haha, lucky you weren’t sitting front row then! :0
Cathie Tranent
OMG!! That is hysterical …................................................ /snort
Lawford
Just think you were lucky and only saw the skid marks.
Imagine what you would have seen if he’d done a burn out.
Cathryn Swanson replied
LOL. Indeed!
I just shuddered and I’m not the slightest bit cold.
Zolton
Ha ha. Oh thank you! I need a good chuckle right now. : )
Miri
i giggled at bottie and laughed out loud at skidmarks! very good, thanks for the laugh!
Cathryn Swanson replied
Ha, thanx Miri, I figured I’d get away with bottie considering the context.
Danny
genius….........you do this sooo well
HeidiD
Love it…I needed a good laugh today! :)
richardarno
That is fun, clever and a joy to read!
Cliff Vestergaard
NICE !
feemackenzie
lol this made me chuckle! thanks!
Karrin Jackson
Haha! Funny stuff.
Wayne Leon Lea...
Great piece of work here. Very funny. Well done.
KEITH R. WILL...
very nice
Melissa Park
In the eye of the beholder isn’t it ? lol funny
Max Gatrell
Highly amusing (lol)
M
Claire Brewis
Hehe I like this! its a goodun lol ;O)
nnimus3
I don’t believe I see enough comic poetry these days. good job!
lazydaze
LMAO !! very funny and clever!!!
skinnyman
thank you for the lovely imagery. lol
Cathryn Swanson replied
You’re welcome ;0)
Epazia Espino
OMG i just spit coffee all over my monitor!
Cathryn Swanson replied
Haha, thank you Anthea..and sorry about your monitor :0)
Rhinovangogh
Oh oooh. Nasty, yek, Good til the end. [That’s what they said!!!]
Cathryn Swanson replied
Ha, the end was not such the good part I guess, for Peter anyway and those that saw it (LOL), but then, there would have been no poem to enjoy! Poor Peter…
Thank you again :)