Chanel2
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Groups
Chanel2 hosts Flash Fiction and is a member of **Phoenix Appeal**, Bird's Eye View, Friends of RedBubble, Macro Water Photographic Gallery, Riginals, Twisted Tales and WMG.
Art
Writing
Briefly Famous
I’ve got two piles of knickers / For my fluctuating size / One’s from eating apples / And, well… / One’s from eating fries They suit my yoyo habits / Never causing any grief / Though, once …
Little Sally Sanson
Little Sally Sanson / Found a plastic ruby bead / It was smaller than a marble / Yet, much bigger than a seed She tried to roll it sideways / As she played upon the floor / But the bumpy plastic su…
Peter was a Dancer
Peter was a dancer / A Polynesian hottie / He’d thrust his hips / High in the air / Showing off his bottie Yes, Peter was a dancer / The girls down front would scream / Making him more confident …
I'm Glad that I'm not Famous
I’m glad that I’m not famous / With my clumsy 2 left feet / There’d be so many photos / Of me tripping down the street / Lying very awkwardly / My feet up in the air / My wobbly bits for all to…
Mrs Thomas had a Moustache
Mrs Thomas had a moustache / At the local corner dairy / Where she lived with Mr Thomas / Who was equally face hairy Mrs Thomas had a moustache / And she wore it rather proud / While she scooped up…
ROAD RAGE
Slow cars / Busy highways / Car blinkers OFF / When moving sideways / Everyday I go insane / When driving next to / SHIT FOR BRAINS! / Why can’t you be considerate? / Get off the road, you IDIOT…
