Legless
For those unfamiliar with the term ‘legless’, the Online Slang Dictionary states its meaning as ‘intoxicated to the point of being immobile’. It originated in the UK and is also part of the Australian vernacular. I hope that this image is seen for its humour, as no offence is intended to those unable to walk, or indeed have no legs.
For months now, every night I’ve driven home from work I’ve seen this motorised scooter parked outside the pub just begging to be photographed, and tonight I finally stopped, fearful that one day it might disappear.
Outside the Belmont Hotel, Bendigo – August 2009
Image taken with 2MP Motorazr V9 mobile phone camera.
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John Vandeven
Ha Ha….Great capture Colleen…..I hope he doesn’t go DUI on that chariot.
Colleen Milburn replied
Lol…indeed! Many thanks, John :))
Silvia Ganora
Very well spotted! Glad you stopped and took a pic of this!
Colleen Milburn replied
So am I! Thanks, Silvia :))
Natsky
You could also edit the sign on the right to “Meals on Wheels” for added comedic value…heehee.
Great find and congratulations for stopping….cheers…
Colleen Milburn replied
Lol! Now why didn’t I think of that?! Thanks, Natsky :))
Martilena
Great shot….. love the reflection in the window too…. First I thought there was someone watching you…. but it’s a flag (I think)....lol…..
Colleen Milburn replied
Yep, it’s a flag so you won’t miss him! Thanks, Martilena :)
Trish Woodford
Ha, I’m with John, I hope there’s no breathaliser on the next corner! Great spotting and well captured Colleen :)
Colleen Milburn replied
I know…lol!! Many thanks, Trish :))
micklyn
Love the blue / green colour scheme with the touch of red – great!!
Colleen Milburn replied
Thanks so much, Micklyn! :)
Marcia Luly
This is brilliant…in every sense of the word!
Colleen Milburn replied
How lovely – thank you, Marcia! :))
hsien-ku
lovely old-school charm in this! and the colours are wonderful!
Colleen Milburn replied
Thanks so much, darling girl :))
Zefira
such a story here – great shot
Colleen Milburn replied
Thanks, Zefira :))
Karin Taylor
that’s a great fun image there Colleen! :)
Colleen Milburn replied
Thanks, sweetie – I saw the driver come out of the pub the other day – he’s a little old man – I’d love to capture him as well one day :))
JennyMac
Well done Colleen… a fun pic! So glad you stopped to capture this… it’s little moments like this that make us smile… : )
DevineDayDreams
very cool capture!
Paul Vanzella
(smile) Clever image Colleen, love the way the light slightly shifts in hue forming a beautiful triangle… also has a soft mood to it which I really like. Well seen and shot.
Elaine Li
love the composition
nadine henley
love it, colleen! well seen!