The LORD is my business partner;
I’ll never go broke.
He makes me lie down in venture capital,
He gives me access to His assets,
He turns my losses to gold.
He shows me billion dollar ideas for the sake of “the dream”.
Even though rivals offer cheap imitations, threaten me with lawsuits,
I will fear no evil, nor will I shrink back, for you are my market insider;
I can always bank on you, and I sure can’t out-give you.
You give me favor with customers, in the presence of my competitors.
You’ve anointed me for abundance; my profit runs over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
all the days of my career, and I shall commerce
for your good pleasure, and all my prosperity, forever.

AMEN

© 2009
Christopher Heidt
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