X-O-SEXUAL®™
*I can no longer hide it
I cannot deny it
My keyboard and I must admit
Sure, sometimes it’s with one
Other times, two or three
But it’s tame, and it’s sane, and you can do at work
And Oh, all the O’s!
Too many, to count.
You’d think it a hug-orgy-fest!
And to think we all do it.
O … go ahead! Screw it!
It’s only a code
for kissing the thought …
And for love and for care.
And for yes; I do dare
to publicly type it is true!
I am x-o-sexual
Don’t lie; so are you!
And you cannot deny it feels oo00OO x!
So there! The world knows!
And all spouses can chill.
For to be x-o-sexual is safe-sex-love’s will
And you cannot be judged
Or proclaim God hates this
Or be called a sinner, or saint.
There’s no penis involved.
No vaginas are touched.
oh … who are you kidding?
Your mouse pad is wet!
And your joy stick is too!*
Or it’s not.
© COPYRIGHT JANUARY 1st, 2011 C.C. Arshagra
Comments
LOL!!!!! oh this made me laugh out loud!! hahah
xoxoxoxoxox!!!! ;)
From one x-o-sexual to another: THANK YOU!
– C.C. Arshagra
i knew what an x was
was confused about the (o)ther
thought one cancelled out each other
then i was told one was a kiss the other a hug
Wish all the comment I get are diseased with this bug
Is it ok for a man send send an xo? if he just liked the painting
Or is it Reserved for the opposite sex or ladies in waiting
But its nice to get a kiss and what better than a hug
Its not like were lying together on the rug
But in front of this computer fishing for praise
And god do we love this xoxoxoxox craze.
Excellent confusion!
It is a brilliant mystery! Interesting to note: female to female this is no issue. I think it’s a caveman thing. Some things take time.
It is also the Title Poem in a manuscript I am writing. Hence, the secure title! The book deals with this.
Its funny that the hardest part about writing this book, which clearly deals with all your questions and statements above, is being funny.
I believe fine art humor/comedy is the highest art form to create! Not my strong suit.
In the mean time: try not to get burned at the stake, or fed to any lions in an arena! I think married women are OK, as long as you are not a creep about it; as long as it is thoughtful, tasteful and you secure the online exchange by using the “F” word: Friend. Or if you just do not care what people think. Not to be confused with judging, damming, humiliating, ostracizing, condemning, hating, killing, and harming, which are all relativity not related to thought.
Thank you for this wonderful comment Tim! You know? Man to Mankind :) ? Love love to all of appropriate age!
– C.C. Arshagra
and i love the poem! You should post it and if you like, link it to this!
– C.C. Arshagra
lol xox
You are the best! xox and and extra x! Oh my, what have i done? I suddenly feel so naked and vulnerable. I’m shaking all over. I’m ooo … thank you my dear (F-word alert) friend Donna, lol
– C.C. Arshagra
xo xo
ha ha
Awesome.
Huge honor, I hope your not being “NICE” aaaggghh!
Thank you, A blessing from the best! I can die now.
xoxox x x x ok, OK , I’m calming down. , breathing slower. That was close, Hey Rikki, maybe you could cold read the book and critique it before it goes public. Note: That it takes time to finish a manuscript. (See Above reply to Tim.)
– C.C. Arshagra
How wild…LOL…love it indeed!
o ok a big O : ) Thanks for laughing with me Lisa!
– C.C. Arshagra
HA! lol CC, here, these are for you because I am a firm believer in free love and giving love and being love and learning how to do all of the above…so, without further adieu,
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
I love this. all you spouses can chill. no shit. perfect. lol
Hope for the young of love lives through YOU and THROUGHOUT!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoXO
– C.C. Arshagra
lol….. your words were great xoxoxoxoxoxox :)
Let’s xo all xxoo laugh xxxooo together xoxoxoxox with you xoxoxoxoxoxoxox Red x, cc
– C.C. Arshagra
Wow! Idid not see this coming! A real heart moving surprise! Thank you Jamie! I wrote this as a New Years gift to all Bubblers, and to be light-hearted about the xo phenomenon which is now inspiring me to write a book on this theme, greatly challenging my comic writing sense, which is not my strong suit. To write a poem that is funny is not easy for me. It is style I admire beyond near all of my life’s poetic works. Thank you! Your encouragement is worth more than you know! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox XXX OOO
SO there, you are so very loved.
– C.C. Arshagra
XOXOXO Sublime! XOXOXO
XOXOXOX WELCOME TO MY WORDS @ WORK. I AM BLESSED BY YOUR VISIT! THANK YOU XO THANK YOU XO THANK YOU XOXOXOX
– C.C. Arshagra
Cleverly written.
Thank you Baby M2 & welocome, I am very honored and i need all the encouragement and confidence i could get. This project is a real challenge of sequels.
– C.C. Arshagra