“The Corps Is Mother. The Corps is Father.”
Truth be told, the Corps is many things – cunning, manipulative, controlling, twisted, vaunted. You get the idea. That doesn’t mean you can’t like them. And you can with this shirt. However, we are not responsible if people give you dirty looks while wearing this number. But you’ll probably know what they’re thinking, and will have some witty bon mot at the ready.
Just remember: “The Corps is Your Friend. Trust the Corps.”