Here’s a sneaky little ’ like’ that a man or seven that I’ve met from the net have had…
Whilst you can try and overlook the wearing stubbie shorts, the drinking of gallons of beer, loud football match watching and other little delights (on occasion). A girl who’s conservative like me has got to draw the line somewhere…
Bondage freaks me out!! OK there…got that one off my chest…
Certainly Bondage to me – is not alluring in way shape or form! How incredibly interesting that these men string you along (nooo not the rope!!) as if everything is ‘normal’. I guess it’s normal to them to be tying people to beds and lashing them with whips…but to me that is far from ‘normal’!!! Certainly not sexy at all…whatever happened to a candle lit dinner and a full body massage under the stars anyway?!
It always reminds me of a story I once heard….
About a bloke who got dressed up as Superman and he tied his girl to the bed. Then he decided a bit of role-play was in order and climbed to the top of a wardrobe!! She played the game and lay crying ‘help’ ‘help’.
He jumped to save his love, with his cape flowing behind him…. only he didn’t quite judge the distance between the wardrobe and bed well enough. He came crashing to the floor (concrete) and broke both legs. She was stuck on the bed crying ‘help’ ‘help’ and he on the floor in a superman suit….it was two days before they were discovered as they’d hung the ‘do not disturb’ sign on the door!
Maybe it was a case of the girl who cried wolf. Perhaps those who passed the door couldn’t tell if she was saying help or HELP?!!
Luckily these men were understanding and reasonable and I was able to get away before it was too late – at the bit where we were meeting for coffee – for all of you who are wondering when that was!
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