Caroline Angell

Standing on stage alongside her fellow contestants for the final result, Heather was preparing to congratulate the winner when she heard her name called.

I started wondering if this could be the mail-order husband kinda bloke…

Maybe it was a case of the girl who cried wolf. Perhaps those who passed the door couldn’t tell if she was saying help or HELP?!!

He never lied to me…and he said his Russian girl knew.

The next thing I hear this bloke on the verandah and the kids laughing their heads off in the back room.

Where was he? Did he see me and clear off because I wasn’t what he was looking for? I guess he might have??

Then without delay he lurched over and picked up his guts that nearly hung on the road with his right arm and pulled the string on the inside of the car door with the left – BANG!

People had discovered that you didn’t really need to be looking for a long-term loving relationship.

So was this internet dating stuff about ‘marketing’ yourself, or was it about being in the right place (internet dating site) at the right time?

The other day I was struck with an awful headache
Bang, Bang, Bang…
You know that thing

"I want to die" he says…. "I’m finished here" .
"I wonder why I take the pills they give me, I’ve got a big stack you know"?
"I’m happy to go now".