Brian Fantana’s Cologne of choice….
When it’s time to musk up, chose Sex Panther by Odeon.
It’s illegal in nine countries….
It’s made of bits of real panther, so you know its good.
It’s a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
“The smell of desire”
“a used diaper… filled with… Indian food”
“like a turd covered in burnt hair”
“smells like Bigfoot’s dick”
Anchorman – The Legend of Ron Burgundy