She loved the internet. It was a fount of useful information.
Some said she spent too much time on it – no housework done cause she’d been looking for shoes on eBay … the kids didn’t complain about takeaway every night though, downloading music, she’d forgotten to go to the supermarket.
Her hubby did, she fell asleep in front of her computer every night, head on arms on her desk …. although he’d stopped complaining about it recently. In fact, he’d been working late quite a lot lately …. time to check his emails, she thought.
One of her friends did. The one her husband was sleeping with. The one whose car slammed straight into the wall, the last of the brake fluid from the cut hose draining away just like her blood was draining into the upholstery.
She loved revenge. Almost as much as she loved the internet.
Comments
So sad, but a man needs someone to cooks his dinner.
Ha! This is definitely him 0 her 1.
– Cathie Tranent
lmao
Good job Mrs T.
Hey which version did you get? Have another read. I had my editor give it the once over!!
– Cathie Tranent
Haha, betterer
Much. Leave NOTHING to the imagination.
– Cathie Tranent
Yep, still makes perfect sense. :)
gotta love the internet :)
Indeed!!
– Cathie Tranent
Yep…. gotta love it and make sure you always carry extra brake fluid ;O)
Thanks for reading Arcadia! I’m very new to this writing business!
– Cathie Tranent
TOO close to the truth of many people I know (well except for the murderous revenge bit…). Love the economy of expression here.
Thanks Cog! Not too much of a stretch for a few I know as well!
– Cathie Tranent
Technically, he’d already gotten his revenge on her by cheating with her best friend, right? It’s not like she earned his loyalty, she was having an affair with the internet, after all.
You’ve got to love a crazy, twisted story. :)
Thanks!
– Cathie Tranent
ah ‘she who sabbotages hoses’ i may vote you winner but i don’t drive so am a mite safer than those that do…
oh and PS is your hubby a hunk? lol
Sorry Annie – it’s not a true story …. but my hubby is a hunk!! :)
– Cathie Tranent
Haha, you should do more of these..
Okay – but you might have to wait another three years! They take that long you know!
– Cathie Tranent