carolinahermit

And so it began-a game of cat and mouse; a secret admirer and his curious admiree

First off, her monthly visitor was late causing one bastard of a panic attack

Every aching muscle in her body had been reduced to half its healthy self.
It was up to us Neanderthals to decide our own fate

Hey, babe, it doesn’t purr on empty you know!
Humans, such silly animals; they spend half their time trying to smell like peaches and flowers and the rest chatting on a plastic toy

Human beings are such foolish silly hubris creatures; nothing but a bunch of arrogant ingrates who want to have their cake and eat it too.

Comes a certain age an a little security can go a long way,
Like life, love can be a bitch, but usually it’s the bastard’s fault
judge some books by their cover, particularly dirty magazines