carolinahermit


Profile

carolinahermit
Age: 46
City: Lexington
Country: United States
Joined: Jan 2008

A would be writer with no credentials whatsoever who’s found it impossible to get literary agents to read his work. So now he baits the net with bits of it in hopes of luring an agent.

When and if I get a digital camera I look forward to adding images to my work as well.

Writing

Mission Impossible: The Quest to be Published

And so it began-a game of cat and mouse; a secret admirer and his curious admiree First off, her monthly visitor was late causing one bastard of a panic attack

Pass or Fail

Every aching muscle in her body had been reduced to half its healthy self. / It was up to us Neanderthals to decide our own fate

What The Cat Saw

Hey, babe, it doesn’t purr on empty you know! / Humans, such silly animals; they spend half their time trying to smell like peaches and flowers and the rest chatting on a plastic toy

Death Incarnate

Human beings are such foolish silly hubris creatures; nothing but a bunch of arrogant ingrates who want to have their cake and eat it too.

When Will I Wake Up?-Chapter One

Comes a certain age an a little security can go a long way, / Like life, love can be a bitch, but usually it’s the bastard’s fault / judge some books by their cover, particularly dirty magazine…

Watchlist

  • RedBubble