And so it began-a game of cat and mouse; a secret admirer and his curious admiree First off, her monthly visitor was late causing one bastard of a panic attack
Every aching muscle in her body had been reduced to half its healthy self. / It was up to us Neanderthals to decide our own fate
Hey, babe, it doesn’t purr on empty you know! / Humans, such silly animals; they spend half their time trying to smell like peaches and flowers and the rest chatting on a plastic toy
Human beings are such foolish silly hubris creatures; nothing but a bunch of arrogant ingrates who want to have their cake and eat it too.
Comes a certain age an a little security can go a long way, / Like life, love can be a bitch, but usually it’s the bastard’s fault / judge some books by their cover, particularly dirty magazine…