Psalm; 6 Cylinder Ford.

The Ford is my shepherd; I shall not want for a kIA Rio.

He maketh me to drive down blue metal past-yas: he leadeth me beside the double white line’s.

He restoreth my unleaded petrol: he leadeth me in the paths of right-directions, for my fuel gauge’s sake.

Yea, though I stray over the double line’s of death, I will fear no accident: for thou disc-brake’s are with me, and thy air-bag’s and thy power stearing comfort me.

Thou preparest a parking space before me in the presence of mine enemies, thou annointest my head with rear-vision mirror’s; my confidence runneth over.

Surely truck’s and four cylinder’s shall follow me all the day’s of my life: and I will dwell in the driver’s seat forever.

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Just an ode to the very modern religion of driving a car of any kind really, depending on how deluded you are as to you and your car’s capabilities, and how fiercely you are willing to defend your religion of driving.


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I’ve always just loved art and my MO, is simply to produce art that I find interesting and that satisfies my own sense of what is aesthetically pleasing, but very much enjoy sharing what I’ve done with other artist’s and the world whenever possible, this is why I joined RB and it certainly hasn’t disappointed.

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  • evon ski
    evon skialmost 2 years ago

    HA HAAA. This rocks!! So clever and funny and you could sell it to Ford. love it clever boy! x

  • Lol!, Hey if they’ve got a sense of humour maybe they would be willing to give me one for free!, but somehow I don’t think they would!, thank’s Y! :}}}

    – carboneye

  • Donna19
    Donna19almost 2 years ago

    Too funny! What a mind you have. Love the humor. xo

  • Well I just felt like cheering myself up a bit ya know, I was laughing almost all the way through this write so I guess it worked! xox

    – carboneye

  • evon ski
    evon skialmost 2 years ago

    never know intil you pursue it. :)) I’ll keep my fangers crossed, better yet say a prayer. keep me posted!

  • I have to tell you Y, that I couldn’t be bothered with chasing them up with my little dity, it’s just a bit of a dig at car culture in general, just another vehicle for humour if you get my Tokyo Drift!. :}}}

    – carboneye

  • Bunny Clarke
    Bunny Clarkealmost 2 years ago

    A great little ode. Well done. :o)

  • Thanks Bunny, I was just driven to do it!. :}

    – carboneye

  • Cindy Schnackel
    Cindy Schnackelalmost 2 years ago

    LOL, love it!!!

  • Glad you liked it Cindy, just hoping God’s got a sense of humour! :}

    – carboneye

  • labaker
    labakeralmost 2 years ago

    hey bro, you are either insane or the greatest comedic writer on the bubble. I get your drift about car culture, its a fascinating thing actually. Probably will be one of the causes of our destruction in the end. Too many people, too many cars, too much of a good thing. And I am sure God still loves you C-eye,lol………..

  • I can assure you Larry that I’m completely insane!, but it’s more fun that way, you might be right about the whole car culture thing, too much of a good thing though is just fodder for fun to me, I might be having too much fun for my own good in poking fun at it while using God’s word to do it!, but it’s worth the risk.
    Thanks Larry, glad you found it funny. :}}

    – carboneye

  • Robin Monroe
    Robin Monroealmost 2 years ago

    lol….awesome, love it:)

  • Thanks Robin!, just couldn’t resist. :}}

    – carboneye

  • JaneRoberts
    JaneRobertsalmost 2 years ago

    I do admire the beauty of vintage cars and a fast ride. However, in reality my old banger is beaten by a tortoise but I’m content with getting from A to B. Amen. x

  • I accept your confession Jane, of committing the deadly sin of daring to drive anything other than a six cylinder Ford and believing that the hallowed motor vehicle is only to be used for getting from A to B, as it is written that the Ford is the Alpha and the Omega, (or, z), and the Ford shall accompany you throughout all the letter’s of the alphabet!, may the Ford have mercy on you! :}

    – carboneye

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