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A Snail in Molasses by Cantus

Why must you move so slowly? / Why do you drag your feet? / You said “I’m going out now,” / Then stayed right in your seat. / I find this quite frustrating. / Why won’t you just go out? / I get more … 82 words

Ode to a Terminal Defeatist by Cantus

I was sorry to hear that you’re “dying”, / I thought you would go on for years. / Yet halo and wings you are buying, / And angels are soon to be peers. / Now off your mortal coil you will shuffle. /… 90 words