Who Is Best of Them All

When the word spread around that there was to be a grand gathering of all mirrors, the kingdom crackled with excitement in the air. Everyone was talking about them and each had his or her own favorite to win the honor.

When the big day finally arrived, people began to gather in the kingdom square. They walked among the gathering of mirrors to see for themselves who was best. As the festivities began, one mirror, it was seen, would answer in poetry when you asked it a question. Another mirror had a built-in doorway to a different world.

Other mirrors claimed to be the best also. The gang of Fun House mirrors were boasting loudly that they could make the viewer appear fat or thin or distorted in different ways. They thought they were the best.

In one strange case, a stream wound through the Kingdom square. It claimed to be the best because it had caused a greedy dog, standing on its little bridge, to drop its food and try to grab the food in its reflection. The greedy dog, of course, lost its food in the stream.

But near the end of the festivities, it was finally decided that the best of them all were the barber shop mirrors. Those mirrors were judged to be the best because they could show the front and back of the viewer and their images stretched out to infinity. Everyone had to agree. They were the best.


Jim Hall

Who Is Best of Them All by

TOP TEN REASONS TO PICK THIS ONE AS THE WINNER:
10) Its not written in crayon like some stories you read!

9) You needed to kill three minutes anyway!

8) The dog ate your other stories!

7) Its not fattening, unless you eat something while reading this story!

6) Your wife thinks you’re visiting a porn-site!

5) You spilled coffee on your computer and this story came up!

4) You want to prove to your boss that you really can read!

3) You accidentaly deleted all your other stories and this was the only one left!

2) You want to impress your girlfriend with the knowledge you’ll get by reading this!

And for the number one reason:

1) You found that this author writes in a way you can identify with!

Bear these chuckles in mind when you vote! I need all the help I can get! JH

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dog, mirror, stream, kingdom, barber shop, fun house, ttst71

Comments

  • CDeblin
    CDeblinalmost 2 years ago

    Such an interesting tale told here Jim! Loved your inclusion of the stream with its reflecting quality too! 10/10 for both – story AND description! hahaha Smiles from Cobie :-)

  • Thanks for reading. Apologies for letting time slip away! I submitted the story a little too late. And I had to be careful not to violate the rights of other authors when I made reference to their stories (again, apologies!) JH

    – Jim Hall

  • Alison Pearce
    Alison Pearcealmost 2 years ago

    Oh god Jim!! The story was great, but I got such a laugh from the description!!! Thanks for the double entertainment!

  • Seemed to me like the story was a little too short, but that’s a good thing, right? Thanks for your comment and interest! ;-) JH

    – Jim Hall

  • lightsmith
    lightsmithalmost 2 years ago

    Hilarious. I was expecting something like …. the best mirrors were found to be our children for they reflect both our love and our faults perfectly.

  • Whoa! Slow down, partner! My intent was not to be deep; just entertaining. Hope I succeeded. Good to hear from you! Thanks for commenting! JH

    – Jim Hall

  • KMorral
    KMorralalmost 2 years ago

    Lol I didn’t think we were allowed to chase for votes? lol. Great story

  • I hope that’s true. I only included the funny (I hope) part because I waited too long to submit the story. I have much respect for both star twisters and red bubble. Wouldn’t be seemly if someone used them thoughtlessly!
    Thanks for your comment and interest. ;-) JH

    – Jim Hall

  • George Yesthal
    George Yesthalover 1 year ago

    Another great read, Jim. Aesop would be flattered, I’m sure. Actually, I find all mirrors a bit disturbing when I consider how much they look like ME!

  • HamperRefuser
    HamperRefuserabout 1 year ago

    This is brilliant!